Incorrect Venom Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Is it just me that sees Eddie as an "awkward but flirty guy"?
For example I see it like, venom is very flirtatious and Eddie is too but when Eddie says something flirty then V comes back with something and Eddie is like: wh- but- i- ahh o-ok.
Example:
*Venom red*
"And after this there is a huge ass explosion!"
"Emphasis on huge ass Vš"
"I may have a huge ass Eddie, but that's not the only thing that's hugešš"
"I uh- wait- uh- i-i well- um- s-shut up parasite!"
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But like ahfurjhrg-
Venom: why did you hit me?
Spiderman: brother. i donāt know why iām hitting you.
Spiderman: But you know why youāre getting beat up.
Eddie: So I was just minding my own business-
Peter: BULLSHIT!
Eddie: I WAS! FOR ONCE, I WAS!
Venom: I hate being touched. The last time I touched another human was when I was 14. It was during hand-to-hand combat.
Peter: Eddie is literally hugging you right now.
Venom: This means nothing
Rhino: You wanna join the spiderman? Weāre thr six sinisterās! He is our rival! Fuck he!
Venom: Yeah, I know. Youāve been screaming āfuck the spidermanā since you joined this grup
Harry: And only now I realize that Iāve been misinterpreting it all this timeā¦
Peter: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind.
Flash: I once saw you wreck a guyās date because he didnāt say good morning to you at work
Peter: Exactly. That was my battle. So, be kind.