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I love Lady Devil May Cry sm. She's so bitter when we first meet her. She was so full of bitterness that she'd shoot anything in her way regardless whether human or not. Literally the first thing she done upon seeing Dante was to shoot at him without even knowing whether he's human or what was his deal.

That one 'friend' in every group pictures:

urrrgrhhhhhh rotting about it

Falling in love with a Russian woman who types like it's 2005 and listens to classical music and drinks and smokes as if her lungs and liver regenerate like prometheus or as if they never mattered at all. Of course it's fleeting and it will never result in anything. The only fruit born of these feelings will be someone else born in pencil and in type who lives only in the heart and the head of anyone who reads her story

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

Okay so, I've been watching the Ukrainian dub to see what's been changed. I set the subtitles to autotranslate (this will give me a translation of the Ukrainian lines, rather than the regular English subtitles BUT!! I can't guarantee that it's accurate!!)

Anyway, THE DUB IS HILARIOUS. CAINE, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NO SWEARING RULE??

In TADC, some lines got changed between the dubs

My favourite of which is when Caine asks Bubble "why are you like this?"

According to my friend, in the Ukrainian dub, it got changed to "evolution did not have pity on you" LMAO

THAT LINE IS INFINITELY FUNNIER THAN THE ENGLISH VERSION

the doctor really is just. character of all time. at their core they’re decent and truly appreciative and loving of the universe and everyone in it, but also a morally-gray, hypocritical bitch. they’re simultaneously a genius and an absolute dumbass. they’ve had upwards of thirteen personas who could ostensibly all be different characters except they’re also all exactly the same. puns. they could fight god and win and then be sad the next day about a restaurant being out of whipped cream. they’re a fool. they’re a criminal. they’re annoying to a point of pride. they’re occasionally terrifying. they care so very much. they’re an otherworldly being beyond comprehension but also they’re just a guy. they’re every gender and sexuality at once while also being none of them. they’re in love with the spaceship they drive around for a living. they can’t actually drive said spaceship

If your vote didn’t count Republicans wouldn’t be spending billions to keep black, brown, and other marginalized people from voting. Anyone who wants a just, prosperous, safe, and peaceful America needs to vote for Biden/Harris. If you don’t then the Republican Nazis will make your life a living nightmare.

Tumblr ate one of my posts??? What the hell? Here hold on I still remember the confession I’ll try to recreate it word for word

Transcript (from memory): how tf do people headcanon that horror is a good cook?? That fucker hasn’t eaten in 7 fucking years, dawg/pos

mf only knows how to fucking make uncomfortable eye contact and has probably eaten candles/pos

it's all be gay do crime and eat the rich until the rich actually get eaten and then suddenly it's nooo don't be cruel human life is precious 🥺🥺 these are people who have never been in touch with human life and thus i am unable to view them as anything but a fascinating story and a major L in return. stupid games stupid prizes and so on