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Brad was about to take a selfie when he realized he was on lunch. Oh gosh. Was it WORK or WERK? Brad didn’t know.
Until Chris’ lecture about heterosexuals, he didn’t even think WORK was a real word. It still looked funny. Not funny ha ha either. More like an EWWWW! Yeah. That kinda funny.
Apparently, it’s written in lowercase letters as well. Double EWWWW!!! He def wasn’t there yet, but Brad knew one day with tons of effort by other people it may just be possible. Social efficiency was still underground. The trees were smart to live there so he did too.
Brad then looked at the selfie and the clock. 1:30pm on the dot. He typed “WEEERRQQ!!!!!” & hit send. Suddenly, he was feeling statuesque.
Boxed lunch.
Chris 2 Brad - Stop texting sexy pix. I'm ur bf. I'm NOT gonna buy Sfera coffee/Armani undies. Plz ...show sum self respect/common curtesy. Post ur nearly nude bod 4 EVERYONE 2 C. Ok?!? Not 2 me. Sell yourself OUT. Remember what Suze says; $$$ 1st. Then honey if you have one and if not exploit more bees and pass it off as women’s lib. Prioritize. Don’t want 2 worry bout u.
Was he Brad or Chris??! Damn it. Why did his underwear speak Greek?!? This wasn’t helpful. Hmmmm.
Maybe he’d go find their other neighbor. The one that’s not Luke. Becky. Yes. Her. She solved this predicament once b4 when Brad and Chris crossed wires during that epic and admittedly traumatic staring contest.
Now what did SHE look like?! He couldn’t remember. All girls looked the same. Becky only moved in a few months ago. It takes at least a year b4 any gay man can start telling them apart.
Well, back to Greek then.
Brad didn’t know. There was just a lot going on. Yes, this was the second time he wore briefs to the beach instead of a speedo, but at least this time he wore black.
Chris affirmed Brad’s less see through garment as a technical step up on a public beach but not necessarily for a gay man. He also repeated his intention to inform not judge as he gave Brad another look over. Indeed, Brad looked great regardless. It wasn’t the end of the world, but briefs would take longer to dry.
To keep the positive vibe in spin, Brad then pointed out they successfully brought beach towels with them and not sheets like they did by accident the other week. Those were still wet. Ick!