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Babe wake up new 0.5 of starkid creators just dropped
Jesus Christ, Bill. It's the end of the world and you're gonna get your drink on with a 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘆 𝗙𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗧𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲?
Well, if it's as serious as all that, I figured we might need a
𝔻𝔼𝕊𝕀𝔾ℕ𝔸𝕋𝔼𝔻
𝔻 ℝ 𝕀 𝕍 𝔼 ℝ
Making this a one day poll so there won’t be a delay! Next time I’ll post the character poll and the one asking for who’s next so there’s more time to vote
Any Starkid actors not included had only 0-2 non background characters within Hatchetverse so it wouldn’t make sense to make a poll (by background I don’t mean characters like Dan Reynolds or Man in a Hurry)
Tho if I did miss someone then let me know!!
It’s time to vote once again!!!
Silly pictures I took while watching time bastard with my friend:3
For me, one of the most heartbreaking parts of Not Your Seed is Bill's constant begging for Alice to snap out of it/desperately trying to convince himself that she might still somehow survive.
Just... Jesus man Corey is such a good actor.
Here's your daily picture of Jon Matteson
(Super early picture today because I'm gonna be super busy for the rest of the day!)
Give 👏 This 👏 Man 👏 Brown 👏 Contacts 👏
Here's your daily picture of Jon Matteson
Jon you know I'll always love you but WHAT IS THAT FACE
I would die for Corey Dorris… Anyway here’s Bill
if I had a dollar for every time Corey Dorris played a character in a Hatchetfeild musical, speaking angrily to a mob of crazed citizens slowly approaching him while dancing, I’d have two dollars. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
I really want Starkid to redo Trail To Oregon, but with the newer cast. Hear me out.
Curt Mega as The Father
Bryce Charles as The Mother
Angela Giarratana as The Son
Mariah Rose Faith as The Daughter
Corey Dorris as Himself
Jon Matteson as literary everyone else
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (2)
Forever and Always
The fact that at least this version of Hidgens can legal officiate weddings.
Sylvia, seriously, we need to talk about this character more.
The shitty fan metaphor.
Paul refuses to live a life without cheese.
"It's the cheapest place in town without bed bugs, it wasn't rocket science, Ema."
"She doesn't love you!" "WHO KNOWS I JUST MET HIM, HE SEEMS ALRIGHT!"
Corey, on mute, dabbing his eye with a hankie at the ending like he did at the beginning.
Time Bastard
Hidgens is in some way utensiphilic and has somehow had relations with Siri, also, this was enough to make TED uncomfortable.
Jeff being the best Tinky (fight me)
The fact that the future CCRP never considered the fact that people would want to screw a perfectly obedient artificial humanoid that could look like anyone (This might actually be the most unrealistic Hatchetfield thing ever)
Joey's overall extra hammy performance this episode.
Nick's unique ending narration that almost gives the vibe that Tinky is the one telling the story.
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (4)
Honey Queen
Roman being a great villain
"You don't need him to cheat for you, you can cheat for yourself!" I love Gerald
Malone, seriously, how is this guy not more popular, a slovenly private detective played by Joey with a joisey accent? That's amazing!
The FOX news joke
Homeless Ted as "Mr. Broadly"
Honestly, all the songs.
Nick!Hidgens (Nick-dgens?)
Whatever the voice is Corey did for that audience member
Linda being the only person who can actually keep Hidgens in check.
"I'll kick his ass, you kick hers, love you" Have I mentioned that I love Gerald.
The quality of the twist reveal with Nibbly, seriously.
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (5)
Perky's Buds
This is Grace's first on-screen appearance and it literally starts with her being sprayed with shit.
Gabe feels like he was also supposed to be NPMD somehow but got lost along the day in the writing room. And for as funny as it is, I wish Jeff got a bit more to do than cameo.
The Metzgers being one of the best examples of a horror hillbilly family. Especially Dylan as Bob
The fact Ziggy just refers to them as "those republicans"
"tig ol' bitties"
The fact that the plot is a marijuana themed retelling of Animal Farm.
The ending song showing that Ziggy is only good at traditional graphic design and not digital.
Abstinence Camp
How good Corey looks while smoking a cigar
"I'd like to have an intelligent conversation with you, in other words, shut up."
A classic decapitation-bate joke
"Well, if you two can't keep your hands to yourselves, I'll cut'em off!" We always talk about Boy Jerry's goofy threats but we don't talk about this enough
Pete owns a shake-weight
Ted's jazz mag saves the day, let that sink in.
Assigning Starkids to Spooky Month characters
Kevin - Jon Matteson
Dexter Erotoph - Jeff Blim
Michelle Erotoph - Jaime Lyn Beatty
Patty Azure - Mariah Rose Faith Casillas
Jack - Corey Dorris
Rick Hedony - Dylan Saunders
Jaune - Lauren Lopez
Aaron - Joey Richter
Costume Guy - James Tolbert
Ignacio - Curt Mega
Radford - Jae Hughes
Carmen - Kim Whalen
Cletus Jones: truth or dare?
McDoon "The Bandit King": truth.
Cletus: do you want to kiss me?
McDoon: dare.
Cletus: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.
McDoon: never have i ever-
Cletus:
McDoon:
Cletus: THAT'S NOT THE GAME!
and yes i know, i talk too much about daddy issues kwjqijwoqowkhw (we get it, agnes, you have daddy issues lol)
“but my friends call me dick” - joe walker, as a sexy man whose name i forgot
hey starkid make corey dorris the main character in a musical please