I Ship This - Tumblr Posts
these are kinda self indulgent, but eh
HE'S ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like to think this is what Voldemort did on his summer vacation, his heart may have gone on, but his Horcruxes remained...
Also what if the diamonds that were thrown into the sea was Voldemort's last horcrux, therefore he still lives, at the bottom of the sea with Jack's corpse. :/
Somehow, when I was doing the Dokhyuk Moments thing, I missed this scene.
Oh and I lost my spot while rereading ORV and had to start all over again. The next Dokhyuk post will be delayed:
N e ways~
I was working on the 32nd part of the Dokhyuk moments, but all of the sudden, I am hit with the middle section of chapter 412. I’m sorry what is this and why does no one talk about it? If you don’t understand what I’m talking about, here’s a hint: The romantic subtext and the chemistry between Metatron and Agares.
So, I decided to take a break from Dokhyuk and write down the moments between two old men. Or the moment, I suppose.
Metatron x Agares
Agares laughed again, sounding as if he was sick and tired of it. Metatron understood the meaning of this laughter better than anyone.
*sighs
The ‘Good and Evil’; they might be on the opposing sides, but they understood each other better than anyone else in the world.
That sound familiar to anyone? *looks at Dokja*
[You always needed to be told multiple times before you could understand]
This- this is a line that has been used in romcoms from centuries. Childhood friend confessing to the dense MC culture. This is told from Matatron’s point of view-
Even then, he had never seen that kind of an expression from the latter before.
🔳At that moment, Good and Evil looked at each other🔳
And he looks at me; and I look at him; and he looks at me; and I’ll stop now.
Um. This parallels to Dokja not being able to read Jonghyuk’s expression that one time.
[That is a funny thing for a Demon King to say.]
[I’m only saying it now, but to me, you don’t look much like an Archangel yourself.]
Metatron heard Agares’s sullen voice and couldn’t help but feel strange. Why did the demon he fought against for such a long time feel so, so close today?
Orv head canon of the day: “Metatron is a bratty, dense sub.” (Forgive me father for I have sinned)
But, he was sure of one thing. —
Even if they had become the Fable itself, what they chose to do now wasn’t because Fables told them to do so.
Aaaa look at the power couples of this webnovel just defying the laws of the universe. It brings tears to my eyes- (the tears are caused by my dumb•• accidentally spraying hand sanitizer in myself lol)
[I can’t do this alone]
[I know]
[The ‘Wall that Divides Good and Evil’ is shaking violently]
With one wall between them, the representatives of ‘Good’ and ‘Evil’ extended their hands toward each other.
They’re holding hands （≧∇≦）
This is pure romcom energy, and I will fight you if you say otherwise.
The Archangel and the Demon King held each other’s hands. With that, the sealing tool emitted blinding rays of light and began expanding at a rapid pace.
And soon, it couldn’t be called a tool anymore, but a large ship, instead.
The ‘large ship’ is the Metatron x Agares ship, hop aboard.
This yet again parallels Dokja and Jonghyuk holding hands as they announce their new nebula.
They have less than half of one chapter of dialogue yet there’s so many parallels.
Because Dokja didn’t name his nebula ‘Forbidden ••’, we should give- I should really stop now.
As the fragments of stories splattered around like real blood, the latter looked up into the sky.
[Isnt this beautiful, Metatron? This is our end.]
The duet of ‘Good and Evil’ dimly continuing on was now flowing within the night sky of the apocalypse.
He saw the cascading meteor shower and grinned brightly.
ROMCOM ENERGY. That is all I will say.
Am I ashamed of myself for doing this? Yes.
(I was going to do a double update for the Dokhyuk Moments, but this took up so much of my time-)
Dokhyuk Moments: Part 37
(- means I skipped parts)
(420+)
And very slowly, so very slowly, as if he was studying his new enemy, brought the dumpling near his nose.
“….This aroma??”
That’s right, eat that damn dumpling, you bastard.
Okay waifu~ I mean-. Ahem.
“….It’s not that bad, I suppose.”
I heard Yoo Joonghyuk’s nearly-inaudible muttering and quietly looked up at the sky. The stars of the night sky sparkled as they looked down at us, as if the destruction of the world was a story belonging to a distant realm.
While chewing the dumpling, I began thinking this for the first time. That I wouldn’t have minded this story going on for a little while longer.
Yoo Joonghyuk being a Tsundere.
Sun Wukong used his arm as his pillow and began snoring away, and as for the pair of Tang Sanzangs, they used each of the Monkey King’s legs as their own pillows to sleep as well. They must’ve been fatigued by the journey.
However, a shadow quietly stood up, utilising this dead of night where the messages from the audience members and the judges had disappeared temporarily.
This can either be very intimidating or very sweet—like a father watching his family sleep peacefully as he guards for the night. In reality, he was about to kill Dokja, but we won’t talk about that.
[You can’t complete this universe.]
It was a gigantic wall that Yoo Joonghyuk couldn’t go past with his power. But he still instinctively understood it.
‘Past this wall is where I’ll find the answer I’ve been looking for.’
Am I the only one who thought ‘it’s because you don’t have your other half with you?’
⸢Kim Dokja thought to himself. ‘I’m Yoo Joonghyuk.’⸥
I bit my lips and formed the expression similar to the coolest person that I knew.
“Coolest person that I knew” awwwww
And then, Yoo Joonghyuk was standing before me as if to shield me. He glared at the sky, and pointed the [Dark Heavenly Demon Sword] scattering electrical energy at the opponent.
“I won’t say this twice. Scram.”
He protecc, he attacc, he has a wide and lonely bacc.
Yoo Joonghyuk discarded my wrist like trash and stood up from the spot. “….We’ve wasted precious elixirs.” —
Lee Jihye, watching that, spoke to me. “My Master, no wait, my Senior Brother is really cool, isn’t he? Even though he’s saying that, he was the first person to recommend using elixirs on you.”
That Tsundere fuck—
“Joonghyuk-ahjussi.”
He looked back at her with his trademark disinterested eyes, and her small hand pressed against his cheek. Upon closer inspection, a cream-type ointment was applied there.
“….What are you doing?”
“Be still or it’ll get infected, you know. Ah, don’t turn your head!”
Father-Daughter bonding- I’m gonna sob
She looked at me with distant eyes before shaking her head with a smirk.
[Well, yeah, you wouldn’t know anything about how awesome the ‘Demon King of Salvation’ actually is.]
I thought about it for a little while, before speaking up with a voice overflowing with affection towards, uh, myself.
Notice how he uses she/her pronouns now >-<. We don’t talk about Hayoung and Dokja’s relationship enough.
As things stood, I couldn’t really tell apart whether we were in the [Journey to the West] or [Kim Dokja Company’s Disorganised Great Adventure Get-Together].
Not a moment but it’s hilarious so I’ll include it.
Perhaps he noticed the direction of my gaze, Yoo Joonghyuk suddenly began talking to me. “….Surely, you fool must’ve realised this. You can’t save everyone.”
Those words hurt especially more so because they came from Yoo Joonghyuk himself.
For some reason, this feels very familiar. I’m not sure how, but it feels like I’ve read a romance novel where the male lead says the exact same thing to the girl. Or was it the other way around..?
Yoo Joonghyuk unsheathed his [Dark Heavenly Demon Sword] once more and stood in front of us, wary of his new opponent.
He protecc, he attacc, he carries burdens on his bacc
Yoo Joonghyuk and I each grabbed Lee Gilyoung and Shin Yoosung, and flung ourselves into the river. Along with the explosive noise of the Tongtian itself blowing up, our phantom ship shattered and sunk beneath the water. —-We found debris floating on the river’s surface and managed to barely grab hold of it.
“Woo-ehck! Hey, I can survive by myself, so let me go!”
Lee Gilyoung kicked around and shouted out.
Parents. They are parents. Divorced parents.
Yoo Joonghyuk unsheathed his sword and stepped forward. He glanced at me as he did so. “Take the kids away and acquire the sacred texts.”
That prompted Lee Gilyoung to shout out as if he was having a breakdown. “Who’s taking who here?! I….!”
The boy’s lips snapped shut after he sensed Yoo Joonghyuk emitting his Status.
His jet-black coat danced in the air. It was as if he had suddenly transformed into a black hole; his back faced us as he stood there against the lights shining from 28 stars. That was the back of a man who had been silently protecting certain people.
I want someone to describe me like how Dokja describes Joonghyuk.
I nodded my head and replied. “Do your best.”
“Get going!”
Sacrificial spouse trope vibes.
He failed to comprehend the situation and was about to shout out, but before he could, I placed my hand on top of his head first.
“You understand? Gilyoung-ah.”
And that marks the end of the chapter.
Idk what to put here hshs
Musashi probably heard a froggo
Fuck it I'm naming the Musashi x qi ship sunflower 🌻 or maybe just mix their names like musaqi or Qisashi something like that :3
Or just 71634
Have scribble too
Fuck all I want them to be happy (and drunk)🫂
He looks like he's gonna bully her.
something experimental
just havin fun
Cletus Jones: truth or dare?
McDoon "The Bandit King": truth.
Cletus: do you want to kiss me?
McDoon: dare.
Cletus: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.
McDoon: never have i ever-
Cletus:
McDoon:
Cletus: THAT'S NOT THE GAME!
I’ve gotten into Stranger Things and I totally ship this 100%.
Someone make this actually happen, cuz it’s fucking beautiful.
Anyways crack AU where Ras finds the Teapot of Tyrahn (he just does don't question how, he's him) and he's trying to use Nadakhan to his advantage, but this motherfucker keeps trying to manipulate Ras.
Ras luckily has Extreme mental fortitude and is hyper-focused on his master's plans... but now he also has an annoying Djinn constantly trying to manipulate (and fuck???) him. (Ras is not clear on that one but the constant lack of personal space + Nadakhan's seductive tone and silky voice make him almost certain of it.)
Ras can't just Wish for anything either, he knows Nadakhan is a deceptive asshole, so he's really only keeping Nadakhan around to trick others into wishing for shit and getting trapped. Both Cinder and Jordana have one wish left and Ras forbids them from being within 90 feet of the Teapot.