Feral Bastard Stiles - Tumblr Posts

Young Derek: I don't need a babysitter, why did Scott leave me with-

Stiles: *crushes two Adderall, mixes them into a glass of Red Bull and Hennessey, and downs half in one go*

Young Derek: -an insane person. He left me with an insane person.

Stiles: Things I will not call you a whore for - having sex.

Stiles: Things I will call you a whore for - stealing my fucking fries.

Derek, pushing Stiles behind him: My mate meant no disrespect.

Stiles, staring directly at another Alpha: Oh, I absolutely did.

Young Derek: I don't need a babysitter, why did Scott leave me with-

Stiles: *crushes two Adderall, mixes them into a glass of Red Bull and Hennessey, and downs half in one go*

Young Derek: -an insane person. He left me with an insane person.

Stiles: My fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Derek speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me.

Chris: It's a white flag, Stilinski, and I suggest you start waving it now.

Stiles: The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping wife and daughter!

Chris:

The hunters:

Scott:

Derek:

Chris: Hey, what the fuck-

Stiles: When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a magician. Scott: Tell them why you stopped? Stiles: I... I almost cut someone in half with a saw. Derek: What the fuck?? Isaac: What kind of kid were you? Stiles: I didn't know a magician was fake! I thought they were real! That's why I didn't become one. Isaac: That's why?? Derek: Not you nearly cutting a kid in half?! Stiles: The kid was fine. My dad stopped me before I could hurt him. Isaac: Poor guy. At least he's safe from you now. Stiles: Huh? He's standing right beside me. Scott: I'm the kid. Derek: And you still ended up being best friends?! Isaac: I take it back. What's wrong with the both of you?!