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y’all, Ruben died for this…
bro what’s wrong with my duolingo??
there’s a fire at my school and i’m over here laughing at an ant spinning in circles in a pile of tajin
✨B E H O L D✨
my c warmups
my school blocked kahoot too smh i can’t anymore
HELPP someone in my class just let out the loudest fart ever and everyone’s trying to play it cool and act like it didn’t happen and im about to DIE
that moment when u start to cry at ur OC’s trauma that u gave them
YOOO LOOK AT ME GO 🔥🔥🔥
oh my god did yall know you can just drag the tags around on your posts to reorder them instead of having to delete them and redo them?? CUZ I DIDNT-
here’s some random sentences that i found that are pretty funny/interesting:
He excelled at firing people nicely.
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched.
He was the only member of the club who didn't like plum pudding.
He embraced his new life as an eggplant.
There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room.
I want a giraffe, but I'm a turtle eating waffles.
She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat.
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.
When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language.
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended.
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny.
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout.
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled.
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.
She thought there'd be sufficient time if she hid her watch.
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion.
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds.
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens.
They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth. (this one just made me question my whole life but i thought i’d put it here anyway just so you can feel the same)
There's an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn't it.
Iguanas were falling out of the trees.
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared.
I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking.
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant.
yall im pretty sure someone just human brake checked me in the hallway
i looked down at my phone for one second and the next thing i know someone’s throwing themselves in front of me and psych-ing out of the way at the last second
yall i swear i saw my whole life flash before my eyes and i just looked up and kept walking
like i was genuinely scared and i just tried to play it off afterwards and laugh but my eyes were like WIDE open after that
How to Summon the Avatar
1. Set up a cart selling cabbages.
2. That’s it. Just wait for him to show up.
i made a thing :]
lmk if any of the artists/songs that you listen to are in there
pov: you just stubbed your toe
accurate
do this quiz and I’ll diagnose u with a mental illness <3