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Do you think there are grouos of emo Hufflepuffs just wearing black (it IS a house color after all!) and their mascot is the honeybadger?

Ok I just got a whole New view of Hufflepuff After finding out what honey badgers can actually be like!

The air...! I can feel it on my ears!

Realistically, it would be sooo in character for Akihiro to be the most skilled at picking out minute differences in their respective scents: irl women tend to lean more acidic and less musky, but there’s also things like Logan’s smoking habit, deodorant preferences, residual scents from Jonathan on Gabby in particular… definitely an art he’d take pride in!

I did a post that I don’t feel like finding about each snikt fam member and how their scents seem to associate. In brief summary:

Uncanny X-Men- Logan can’t quite clock Laura’s scent because it’s too similar to his

All New Wolverine- Laura can’t clock Gabby’s scent because it’s the same as hers (Gabby acknowledges this and actually explains it to Laura, so we can assume she can’t smell Laura well or at all)

Uncanny X-Men- Laura can clock Logan’s scent and tracks him this way

Wolverine Origins- Akihiro can clock Logan’s scent and tracks him this way

Collision- Akihiro is able to follow Laura (although Laura tells him she let him do it) ((unspecified if he scent tracked or just was able to stay close))

New Mutants- Akihiro *confidently* tracks Gabby via scent

X-Force- Akihiro tracks Laura in the snow via scent

So there’s some canon issues of scents with Logan and Laura and Gabby due to the cloning process. Akihiro seems to have a distinguishable scent (other than when he suppresses his scent). I had mentioned wondering if Akihiro would be able to track them together or if he was only able to distinguish who he was tracking if he knew which one it was.

Here, they are all four in a room and Akihiro is able to identify Logan by scent even with Laura and Gabby (who have identical scents - and Laura’s is either identical or very close to Logan’s).

So.

Akihiro: Supreme Hunter.

Peitro: Your alternate universe half brother is going by ‘Poison’ again :/

Gabby: When he gets himself into ambiguous situationships with alien goo, he’s YOUR alternate universe half brother :)

me when I finally snap at my parents:

Dear Bunjy, as I understand it most predators do a threat assessment and attack when the situation is in their favor. But some animals are more aggressive than others. Who would you say is the most dgaf predator?

all predators run that risk assessment to some extent and avoid situations where they might get their head kicked in, but the closest is probably mustelids in general. having the "if I die I die, but I AM TAKING YOU WITH ME" to every other animal in their area is very much the defining trait of the mustelid family.

(it's because they want to establish that their kind is Not To Be Fucked With deeply in the minds of every other animal, and this tactic is in fact largely successful)

that and being Tubes, I guess. THE TUBES HUNGER FOR VALHALLA

I made a 'Beastars' OC and I like the design I came up with

(∩ ͡°ᴥ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ.* Click on the picture for better quality

Me fighting the most diabolical, heinous, toe-curling, back arching, leg twitching urge to scream when my favourite male is on screen:

Incorrect Quotes Shenanigans: Part 11

Raph: Yeah I'm LGBT. Raph: cuLt leader. Raph: God hates me personally. Raph: cowBoy hat. Raph: *sniffles* Trying my best.

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Donnie: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- April: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

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Leo: Look at the buns on that guy! Hueso: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns* Mikey: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny! Leo: I'm not going back to jail!

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Casey II, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Splinter: Gray. Cassandra: Grey. Casey II, turning to Draxum: Now tell them what color you think it is. Draxum: Dark white.

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Repo: You're just jealous. All my friends tell me I remind them of Hypno. The Squad: *screaming* Ghost Bear: He looks like Hypno? Are you out of your fucking MIND? Warren: Hypno, sweetie, I am SO sorry. I am SO SORRY that an ugly-ass bitch like this would even say that. Oh my god. Ghost Bear: Hypno? Hypno? Hypno? You know who you fucking look like? You fucking look like Albearto!

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Bullhop: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Honey Badger: Okay, but what is updog? Groundhog: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Prairie Dog: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Todd: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Sunita: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Bullhop: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Prairie Dog: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Groundhog: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Honey Badger: What’s a henway?? Bullhop: Oh, about five pounds.

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Leo: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much? Donnie: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is! Leo: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!! Donnie: You take that back!!! Leo: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.

If you think an American badger would shiv you, you definitely don't wanna meet a honey badger.

They will fuck you right up 😆

guys im not ready to let him go:(

A comic drawing for /ztg/ cause Im bored.

I dunno probably should’ve put more effort in.

ℝ𝕆𝕋𝕋𝕄ℕ𝕋 𝕎𝕖𝕖𝕜 𝔻𝕒𝕪 𝟛 | 𝔽𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕊𝕚𝕕𝕖 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤

These hot girls just wanna vibe and rock out!!! Like they don’t even care they got mutated, they’re still doing their thing, I love that energy! Always makes me happy to see their little appearances in episodes 🎸🎶 

all pieces i did for @rise-fashion-zine ✌️

Movie Night by Fokken

Continuing my tradition of annual X-23′s but this time with a bonus Honey Badger

I have. I have an inexplicable need to draw the Dad!AU fam at the Hellfire Gala 👁👁

Logan’s just in a simple tux- it’s what makes him happiest. Even now, he doesn’t like to stick out much, and the classic black-tie look suits him anyway.

Kurt’s definitely in something designer though- sleek and complimenting, and colored so it brings out his stunning gold eyes. It’s a bit more theatrical than the rest of their group. He’s wearing a cape, because of course he is. His partner’s toddler finds the cape amusing, so it’s a winning look in his book.

The girls dresses both match to a certain degree- in color at least. They were made at the same time Jubilee’s outfit was, so lots of the same shimmery yellow and blue fabrics.

Laura’s dress boasts a fluffy skirt that hits her knees, with layers of yellow and blue tulle and accents in navy. She’s got a masquerade mask on a stick that somewhat er resembles the mask of her father’s costume, which she finds she’d much rather use as a sword while playing with the other few kids her age at the party or pillaging the shrimp platter.

Gabby, being only 3, is dressed far more simply, and by far more comfortably. A nicer looking but still soft shirt, yellow and blue to match her sister’s, with bright pink accents that match with Jubilee. There’s lace at the end of the long sleeves, and a blue tutu that fits over a pair of comfy shorts they brought her from home. Highest fashion for a toddler, of course. She loses a shoe somewhere over the course of the evening and then spends the last leg of the party asleep and being shuffled between her father, her stepfather, and her brother’s arms.

Akihiro-…he’s probably wearing the most relaxed looking outfit at the gala. Black leather pants (lord knows where he got those), a dressy, floral printed silk shirt, that he has, fittingly, left mostly unbuttoned, and his ever present pair of aviators, though he seems to have swapped them for a pair with gold accents. It takes Logan all of his willpower not to say anything when he shows up like that ten minutes before they all head out, but he does give his eldest credit for the fact that he’d done his hair very nicely and, despite all else, looked comparatively formal to his usual look.

Now as to how the Dad!AU fam behaves at the Hellfire Gala? That’s a tale for another post 😌

tfw your shitty dad wont stop having kids

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