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Me wanting to have an internal discussion to settle a specific thing once and for all and wanting to know which direction we're taking

No one related showing up today

The one who does feels no attachment or involvement to the matter at hand at all.

We end up having an internal discussion about something completely unrelated (but it still felt nice)

Michael is like...YOU'RE IN MY SPOT MA'ME! 😠

You ever just swap a person’s initials just for fun?

Examples: Nichard Rixon, Weorge Gashington, Dohny Jepp, etc.

Credit to me for that nickname, im incredibly proud of it :3

we should call dark angel “dangel”

HC that villains/ criminals taken down by Present Mic get made fun of in prison.

"You don't understand! I don't even remember what happene-" "YOU GOT BEAT BY THE DUDE WITH THE DOO."

IT 🤝 Stranger Things 🤝 Chucky

Traumatized gay children

there's a lot of comedy potential for someone from the original narrative taking in gregory prior to the events of security breach as a way to heal and give a kid who has nothing a chance for a good, safe, and secure life that wasn't afforded to so many kids before him and intentionally keeping him away from anything fazbear related only for him to Still sneak into the pizzaplex and for security breach to Still Happen

Very Bad Idea:

What if we replaced “mean, median, and mode” with “meme, memeian, and mood”?

Sometimes i think about that even litterally dog (we don't talk about his Super Powers tm) was guardian better than Dave's Bro

thinking deeply about neil peeking his eyes open when he kisses andrew and seeing that andrew's are closed completely

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

STOOOOOOOOOOOOPP

I SWEAR TO FUCKING MONTY ON A STICK

HOW MANY OF U R THERE

IT JUST KEEPS ON HAPPENING

IF I SEE ONE MORE NOTIF LIKE THIS I AM GONNA LOOSE IT-

me with facts about serial killers and murder podcasts 

@awesomeapplegirl also @hussianphilosopher gets this very funny joke about me 

My Hero Ultra Impact 2: Mineta Boogaloo

Hear me out...a magician who uses his magic tricks for petty crimes

He's sitting on the train when he hears "tickets" from down the carrige. He panics as he realises he's lost his ticket. The voice approaches him and he comes up with an idea.

Conductor: ticket please sir

The magician, patting himself down: i swear i had it on me

Conductor: you'll have to get off at the next stop if you've lost it

Magician: can i quickly check under your hat?

Conductor, knowing how the trick will work as millions of magicians have done this before: fine

The magician takes the conductor's hat off the conductor and feels inside it, finding a ticket

Magician, showing the ticket: i knew it was in there

Conductor: thank you, sir, now please return my hat

Magician: i never said the trick was done

He summons his apprentice out of nowhere (she was just sitting next to him)

Magician: i'll now hand your hat to my lovely apprentice right here and with one simple word, it'll vanish before your very eyes

The conductor just watches, tired of magicians making his hat vanish. The magician hands the hat to his apprentice and waves his hands around

Magician: RUN!

The apprentice sprints down the train

Conductor: she stole my hat

Magician: no, no. She made it vanish

Conductor: i'm calling the cops

a secret history modern au where bunny learns italian on duolingo and makes henry pay for a family account

I saved this from Liam Trouard on Pintrest (I’m not sure if they originally made the image) and u felt the need to share because every time I open my camera role I see him and I laugh my ass off.

Potassium Intensifies

Someone probably said something about it but can’t help but think that Montrose’s voice claim would be Benoit Blanc from Knives Out. Which spawned the thought of Montrose pulling up in one of these

"... I'll grant you any one wish, Shinji-kun"

i know we talk about the jason todd buzzfeed unsolved episode but why does no one ever mention the wayne family murder dateline episode? *keith morrison voice* next, we discover the series of events that might have led the waynes to be killed in the alley on that fateful night... after the break