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The sheriff was like "do you think I'm stupid?"

He really did that for me?
Here’s my Thiam one shot, I hope you all enjoy it!!!! Summary: Theo finds out Nolan hurt Liam and decides to do something about it.
Theo was snapped back into reality when he caught the familiar scent of beta Liam Dunbar. The two boys had some moments while fighting the ghost riders, but Theo was afraid to approach Liam after all this time. He kept walking closer to Liam’s scent when he found the door of the boys locker room. The door was slightly opened and he saw Liam on the floor, all bloody with his messy hair, with Mason wrapped around him. Theo could smell the anger and hurt off of Liam, and the sadness. That made Theo upset and eager to find out who would set Liam off like that.
“You were in more control than I’ve ever seen you,” Mason said.
“Was being in control worth the beating Nolan gave me?” Liam whimpered.
“Nolan?” Theo thought. “Who the hell is Nolan and why did he hurt Liam so bad?”
“They fought and fought and realized you weren’t going to break. They couldn’t get out of you what they wanted and it’s probably eating them up,” Mason reassured Liam.
Before Mason and Liam could get up, Theo scurried out into the hallway, throwing himself into the janitors closet. For some reason, he was really embarrassed to see Liam, feeling his body temperature rising. He pulled out his phone and got onto Facebook to see what this Nolan kid looked like. It took all of 30 seconds to find his page, and Theo was satisfied.
The next morning when Liam and Mason arrived at school, nobody looked at Liam like they did yesterday as if they were scared. All the boys saw was a crowd and loud chatter coming from the front flag pole.
“Hey what’s going on?” Liam asked the first student he saw.
“There’s some kid on the flag pole!” The kid shouted.
Liam and Mason ran to the flagpole and couldn’t believe their eyes. Up on that pole was a half naked Nolan, whimpering and shivering. He was strung up high with the rope supporting his weight, with a sign in his hands that read “ im sorry Liam Dunbar”. Liam was still in shock and could not believe Nolan was now the one afraid.
“Don’t you have something to say?” a familiar voice said.
“L-Liam I’m s-so sorry for beating you up!”
“And?” Theo asked.
“I promise to never hurt you or bother you again,” Nolan shouted for everyone to hear.
“Good boy Nolan. Another hour up here and you’ll learn your lesson even better,” Theo said.
“Dude,” Mason nugged Liam. “I think Theo did this to get Nolan back from beating you up.”
The little beta stormed up to the : slightly taller chimera,
“Hey Theo! Did you hang Nolan up on this pole?” Liam demanded to know.
“I’m not saying I did do it, but I’m not saying I didn’t either,” Theo said.
By now the area cleared out and it was just Mason, Liam, and Theo.
“I’m going to sit here, finish my breakfast, and enjoy Nolan’s misery. Care to join me Liam?” Theo asked with hope.
“Uh- I-” Liam stuttered.
“Yes!!” Mason shouted.
Liam glared at Mason.
“Earth to Liam! Theo, super gorgeous hot Theo strung up Nolan on a pole for you! And now he wants you to sit with him, alone! Your ass is going!”
Liam huffed and walked over to Theo.
“I don’t know what to say,” Liam whispered.
“You can figure that out when you start spending more time with me handsome,” Theo said with a wink.
Liam blushed bright red at Theo calling him handsome.
“I’ll see you two in bio,” Mason said.
“Hey Theo, why did you do that for me?” Liam asked.
“Nolan hurt you, and the fact that he hurt you hurt me. I’ll gladly do it again if anyone ever hurts you,” Theo shared.
Theo gestured for Liam to sit down. Nolan could be heard from time to time, begging for the two boys to let him down, but all Theo could focus on was Liam’s beautiful smile, and all Liam could focus on is that no one has ever done anything like this for him before, and out of all people, Theo Raeken was making him blush.
Erica: Do you think normal dogs see police dogs and go "oh shit, a cop"?
Isaac: Whoa, do they???
Boyd: Does the police dog have its little vest on?
Derek: It's 2am. Go to sleep. Go the fuck to sleep.
Y/N : Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Scott : >:O language
Stiles: Yeah watch your fucking language
Lydia: OKAY WHO TAUGHT STILES THE FUCK WORD?
Alison : 'The fuck word'.
Isaac : Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Stiles: Oh my god they censored it
Alison : Say fuck, Isaac .
Stiles: Do it, Isaac . Say fuck.

I just discovered the ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator and had to do this 😅 I know you need zero talent for this but it's just fun. 😉
Your prompt:
Frank: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

David: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Frank: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Billy: edible

Why does this feel so accurate 😅#ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator
•incorrect teen wolf quotes•
Derek : " Are you SURE I can't punch him in the face ? "
Stiles : " Yes."
Derek : " What if I just break his nose a little ? "
Stiles : " SOURWOLF, NO. "
Stiles: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Derek: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Stiles:
Stiles: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Stiles: If I run and leap at Derek, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Stiles, running towards Derek: Coming in!
Derek: No! I’m holding coffee!
Derek: *Drops coffee and catches Stiles*
Stiles: Why are you like this??
Derek: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
💀💀💀
Stiles: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if you invite someone to your cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Isaac: My favourite is 'butt dial' versus 'booty call.'
Boyd: That's called connotations.
Erica: Also, 'forgive me, Father, for I have sinned' versus 'sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty.'
Derek: Alright, language is cancelled!
Jennifer: What's your type?
Derek: Brunette.
Jennifer: Check.
Derek: Moles.
Jennifer: I have a few.
Derek: Packing nine inches.
Stiles *from the other room*: How about ten?
Stiles: yes he does!
Talia: Derek, what the hell is this?
Bby Derek, carrying Stiles piggyback: A human I found in the Preserve.
Talia: Well, go put him back, he doesn't belong to you!
Am I wrong though?
What show feels incredibly Queer, but tries to fool the viewers? I'll start:
Teen Wolf.
Currently Losing my Mind
We all know how shipping works yes? And how when its
person A x person B, person A is the one who let's just say, politely doms/tops/wears the pants, and absolutely controls the soul of person B, yes?
So, in what Teen Wolf universe did this fandom make Stiles more of a dom/top than Derek? I-- is the ship not called Sterek. As in Stiles x Derek!-- How much control does Stiles have over this big, angry, werewolf!?
Derek is a power bottom, confirmed.
Fanfic writers, do what you wish.