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*somewhere in New York*

Gojo: hey bro, I gotta take a leak, ok?

Getou: Sure, I’ll wait here. Just don’t take too long dude, I’m dying to try some New York pizza!

Gojo: you got it, bro!

*Gojo hurries to the public restrooms*

Gojo: *hums to some random song while doing his business*

*random noises come from the next stall*

Gojo: what the fuck… *mumbles and looks down*

*sees four pairs of legs, but one of them is kneeling down*

Gojo: …oh God! *finishes and walks out the stall and washes his hands*

*walks towards Getou with a huge grin*

Getou: you took forever!

Gojo: dude!! you won’t believe what I saw!

Getou: what? Shit on the ground?

Gojo: ew no. I saw someone propose to someone!

Getou: huh? where? I didn’t see anything?

Gojo: i heard weird noises in the stall next to me, so I took a peak and saw someone kneeling down in front of someone else!! Weird way to propose to someone but its cool either way!!

Getou: w-what??!? you saw two dudes in the same stall?!?! And one of them was on their kneels?!?!

Gojo: yeah!! Good for them! Now, come on!! Let’s try that pizza you wanted!!

Gojo: hey? You speak Spanish, right?

You: uhh…yeah? Why?

Gojo: great! awesome?

You: …

Gojo: how do you say “I love you” in Spanish?

You: Te amo

Gojo: Sheesh baby! I love you too! Damn, I’m so lovable!

You: huh? I was just translating what you-

Gojo: shhh babygirl. I get it, you love me too much! Who wouldn’t? ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

You: … ~_~;

So? Would you let him?

Bruh, why this dude be hating on monkeys?

When he looks like one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Getou: wassup dude?!

Gojo: not much…just chillin ;)

Getou: hmmm, ok

Getou: anyways, I got a question for you

Gojo: sure

Getou: have you ever had an argument with your girlfriend?

Gojo: Pft, me and my bitch don’t argue

Gojo: she just tells me to shut up and I do

Getou: ….(._.)

*eating some random snack on the couch*

Megumi:… hey?

You: wassup megumi?

Megumi: uhhh…I have feelings for you.

You: *choking on snack* w-what? *cough cough*

*megumi walks away*

*30 mins later*

You: where did he go?

*spots him*

You: Hey! Megumi!

Megumi: …shit…

You: so? about earlier?

Megumi: don’t worry about it

Megumi: I was just having a moment of weakness

You: …

*leaves you overthinking*

Do you guys think that gramps was hot when he was younger?

You: but, I love you

Getou: hahaha, oh darling…

You: …please Getou….

Getou: Look at me. I’m utterly insane.

You: so what? That’s not gonna stop the love I have for you

Getou: hmmm fine then

*Getou continues to commit crimes*

You: that’s my baby ♡(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)♡

You: ay babe? wanna try some of my noodles?

Yuji: ooo, heck yeah:)

*proceeds to feed Yuji some noodles*

Yuji: mmmm they’re really good. Especially the broth-

Sukuna’s mouth: hey! I wanna try some!

*you look at Yuji and then at sukuna*

Yuji: *smacks the mouth* hahaha, don’t listen to him, honey

Sukuna’s mouth: stupid brat! Don’t be selfish and let your girlfriend feed me too!

Yuji: shut up, dude

You: hahahaha, it’s fine. I don’t mind…

Yuji: you don’t have-

Sukuna’s mouth: shut it kid, she said, she don’t mind ;)

Yuji: pft, whatever

*brings the bowl near Yuji’s cheek and feeds Sukuna some noodles*

Sukuna: what the fuck?! For once in my life time I actually agree with you, stupid brat! It’s the broth that gives it that special kick!

You: glad you like it, sukuna

Sukuna: anytime sweet stuff

You: hahahaha *blushes*

Yuji: okay, quit flirting with my girl

Sukuna: Hahahaha, once I take full control of this body! I will totally bang the crap out of-

*shoves more noodles into his mouth*

You: okay…

*yuji on the phone with megumi*

Megumi: so? are you here, or not?

Yuji: I think so?

Megumi: you think so? What does that mean?

Yuji: wait, is it the red house? Yeah?

Yuji: there’s a man with huge pecks outside?

Megumi:…that’s my dad…

Gojo: come on

You: not interested, Gojo

Gojo: why not?

You: you’re immature, annoying, loud, and obnoxious. Want more?

Gojo: b-but dating me you’re not just gonna have that but a comedian, p*rnstar, and a mental patient all in one ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

You: don’t move, you’re just making this harder for us

Choso: what do you mean, don’t move? You’re pulling my hair, dummy

You: your hair has too much knots. What? You want me to kiss the knots away?

Choso: I mean, if you can. Why not?

You: really, dude?

Choso: sorry, continue brushing, I’ll sit still

You: thank you, hot stuff

*5 mins later*

You: so, yeah. That is why I jumped the girl…

Choso:…

You: choso, are you listening?

Choso: huh? uhhh? Of course, baby. You are absolutely right, pineapple totally belongs on pizza.

You: you son of-

Choso: hey! No cussing

You: you weren’t listening to me! You were asleep!

Choso: how would I not? You brushing my hair and your hands on my scalp is very much calming and relaxing

You: remind me not to do this again

Gojo: Me? Beg for anything? Hahaha! Geez, people get on their knees for me and beg. I’m too powerful and strong to beg.

You: hmmm, too egotistic but okay

*1 week later*

You: eww no!

Gojo: please! I never begged nobody like this!

Gojo: please, please, please!!

Gojo: just let me squeeze your tits for a minute and that’s it!

Gojo: please, I beg on my knees!

You: …never beg, my ass

Gojo: Geto, didn’t you wore that shirt yesterday?

Geto: well, everyone has that one shirt that they like to wear too much…

You: awww yeah, like my boyfriend’s shirt ♥️

Geto: shut the f*uck up, no one asked!

Gojo: heyyyyy!!! Nanamin!!! I wanna tell you something!!!

Nanami: Don’t call me like that.

Gojo: but…nanaminnnn it’s important!

Nanami: Leave me alone.

Gojo: come on!! Its important!!

Nanami: Fine! But, once you tell me. You leave me alone.

Gojo: you got it :)

Nanami: …

Gojo: ok! But just imagine going to the dentist and once you open your mouth he spits in it?!? (ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Nanami: ….why are you the why you are?

Gojo: but, I don’t wanna fold the laundry (＞＜)

You: just do it, im busy

Gojo: ughhhhhhhh!! fineeeeee

You: pft, what a lazy ass…

*proceeds to go to the laundry room & fold the laundry*

Gojo: go do this, go do that…geez, she’s like my mom…

Gojo: *grabs one of your shirts* hmmm, I wonder what it smells like? *sniff sniff*

Gojo: mmmmmm, she definitely knows how to do the laundry *holds your shirt close to his nose* ahhhh, it still has her perfume scent

You: what’s taking him forever?

*walks to the laundry room*

You: Gojo!?! What are you doing?!

Gojo: Oh f*ck! I was just sniffing your shirt and gosh, it definitely smells like you. I may or may not have gotten an instant bon☻r

You: h-huh…

Gojo: hahaha jk…but not really jk ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ

You:…（；＿；）

*on the phone with choso*

You: HELLO?! CHOSO!?

Choso: don’t yell, I’m right here. What’s wrong?

You: M-my nose just started bleeding out of nowhere and it won’t stop bleeding…

Choso: …

You: hello? Choso? Are you there?

Choso: I know…

You: what?

Choso: I did that. Telepathically.

You: …you b*tch

You: pick after yourself, Toji. It’s annoying, gosh…

Toji: …whatever…

You: whatever? What do you mean whatever? You’re not a little boy!

Toji: Hey!? Don’t tell me what to do!

You: …fine then, eat me out

Toji: awww, okay you can tell me what to do (^_-) whatever you say, ma’am

They ran out of condoms

They’re probably size small (can’t tell me otherwise)

*chillin on the couch with Inumaki*

Inumaki: *looks at you and smiles sweetly*

You: *looks at him* What? Do I have something on my face?

Inumaki: *giggles and shakes his head*

You: uhhh, what is it then?

Inumaki: *takes his phone out and proceeds to text you*

You: *bing* huh?

*opens the text message*

Text message: I love you 🫶

You: awww, toge! I love you too!

Inumaki: *blushes*

You: wait, more than Roblox?

Inumaki: *messages you something*

Text message: know your limits hoe