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2 years ago

I know the feeling! When friends of mine would discuss it I was like, “You read books to go to sleep? That’s so weird!” Truth be told, I was considered the weird one 🤣

I later tried it… I never felt tired. And after that one time i was never read to bed again. I would just let my brain dream.

My mom found that it didn’t wind down the kids, just made them bored, if anything it didn’t help. Sorry mom! Then again… I was being read the first book of Harry Potter…

Gotta love moms ❤️

I'm seeing ppl getting bedtime stories, and being like let's normalize it even after certain point, and I'm over here sitting and being like. YOU GUYS GOT BEDTIME STORIES AS KIDS?

I was quite literally just put to bed an ordered to sleep as a kid, or would entertain myself with fake scenarios untill I did. 😂


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8 years ago
Zheltui Shrift Kak Smusl Zhizni

zheltui shrift kak smusl zhizni


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1 year ago
Is There Something Wrong With It?
Is There Something Wrong With It?
Is There Something Wrong With It?

Is there something wrong with it?

Based on something that actually happened a few days ago 😂😭

Yes, it’s true… I’ve lied to you all… I do not, in fact, have a jellyfish haircut and split brown and blonde hair… it’s a tragedy 😔


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1 year ago

first time i noticed i am kind of twisted was when i was 13 and decided my favorite scene in heathers (1989) was the one where jd lights his cigarette using veronica’s burn because it was hot


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1 year ago

would you allow your mom to read through your entire phone and go through all your apps right now to win five million dollars?


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4 years ago
WayV - (Kick Back) Relay Dance
WayV - (Kick Back) Relay Dance

WayV - 秘境 (Kick Back) Relay Dance


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1 year ago

I'm high and just spent like, 10 mins ranting about Skyrim lore to my poor mother.


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1 year ago

what a silly rotund specimen


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