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Johnny: then. we broke the rule
Peter: yes I hope it’s not a mistake
Johnny: “I hope I’m not a mistake” Title of your sex tape
Johnny: *GASP* title of our sex tape
Reeds: I’m glad Johnny finally befriended Spider-Man and now they’re going to fight together. Hopefully this will curb his destructive tendencies and he’ll stop acting out for attention…
Reeds, later that day: Oh God, there are TWO OF THEM.
Peter to Johnny: There's no way we can live under the same roof
Peter: if I tell you to fuck off, what's the place I'm going to go to?
Peter: Johnny think here with me, I'm in the kitchen, I'm telling you to fuck off, you're in the living room
Peter: how do I get from the kitchen to the living room without throwing something in your face?
johnny: maybe you don't like me, but I'm sure you've imagined me naked sarcastic
peter sarcasm: are you that in your face? I wish you I want you oh baby! Baby!
Peter: look, you have to take it chill!!
johnny: got it, no more marriage proposals
peter: and without big gestures
johnny: right! right...
*explosion sound*
peter: *tries to look back*
Johnny: Don't look back! just look to the future for our future you don't need to look back!!
peter: *turns*
fireworks: I love you peter!!!
johnny: pfft it has nothing to do with me, it must be another peter
fireworks: from johnny
johnny: haha! must be another johnny!
fireworks: storm
johnny: hahahaha!! what are the odds!!
fireworks: *johnny face*
johnny nervous looking at peter: ...
johnny: *cute face*
peter sigh: *smiling* johnny...
_ Do you think we are lovers in all universes?
_ yes...
Harry: Why are you shirtless?
Peter in johnny's room: Why do you think?
Harry: Because you're poor
Peter: Well ouch
mj: what's your type?
johnny: my boyfriend!
mj: and what's your type harry?
harry: hmm... johnny's boyfriend
johnny look murderous: ...
me explaining how rdj being the new doctor doom is an attack on spideytorch
You know, shows like Justice League/JL Unlimited, Power Rangers, Scooby-Doo, they basically taught us how to read subtext and ship non-canon couples.
Like, in the Justice League cartoon Bruce and Diana were never together, not explicitly, but there was so many subtle moments, moments that basically amounted to glances and suggestive dialogue, and so we learned as kids that this = romance. Same with Fred and Daphne, same with Blake and Tori, etc.
So then when we get older and we see the same thing between characters in other shows and movies, we remember that subtle/suggestive/non-explicit = romance, and thus we ship these characters, even if they never become canon.
All that’s to say cartoons in the 2000s are why I ship all these fucking superheroes together. So, that’s on you WB.
peter parker and his complete inability to let poor johnny storm just get a decent night’s sleep
thinking about the time ultimate peter parker found out that johnny storm made out with his female clone who has all of his memories and upon finding this out immediately goes on on AHHHH im NOT GAY punch everything rampage
1610 peter… bisexual baby boy (in denial) my love my light my everything
i missed jonathan
buddie spideytorch | brainworms and f4 suit by @izzyzzart | part 2 | more
I just realized all of us need discord spideytorch chat
Update:
![[Spider-Man/Human Torch (2005) Issue #3]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/929e329010d67407e3ae131bc8edc19d/2de0204ba41e1f48-86/s500x750/f5edf4f78ce91c3fef1bcc64aa3c27932997d70f.jpg)
[Spider-Man/Human Torch (2005) Issue #3]