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Too cute š„ŗ. I especially love the little blep at the end
otter-wan says it's time for BIG yawn and commander cuddles
I watched the first three episodes of Acolyte and I'm shocked at how much shit this is. I didn't expect it to be something good because that's what Disney does, but it's really fucked up and what they did with Anakin's character is a fucking joke. A chosen one born from the force who is supposed to restore balance, but it turns out that the thing that made him special (being born from the force) is worth shit after some weird ritual is done and you can make children.
I wouldn't have a problem with it if it was a very long time ago, but it's too close to episode 1 to make sense and of course they change the meaning of force, but I'm not even going to say anything.
TAKE THIS SHIT FROM ME, WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN IN THESE CORRIDORS AND BREAK INTO ME
Imagine the Bad Batch playing Bingo in the lunch room scene from the start of TBB Season One.
Instead of Wrecker slamming his fist on the table because he was called out for being enhanced, Tech said he had a Bingo.
Wrecker hits the table with such force that everyone looks over as he says "YOU TAKE THAT BAAAACK", and he completely slaps Tech's bingo card off the table.
An ansfer : Who is Exar Kun?
Exar Kun - Confident in his talent and abilities to the point of arrogance, as a young man Exar Kun developed an obsessive curiosity towards the forbidden knowledge of the dark side. Although he held great respect for his Master, Vodo-Siosk Baas, and pushed himself extremely hardĀ to fulfill his burning desire to become a great Jedi,Ā Kun was impatientĀ and chafed at the slow pace of his lessons. Kun believed that that he was underestimated by his Master and his peers, a perception fueling an inner anger that occasionally came to the fore during lightsaber training sessions.Ā
Kun believed that only he knew the true extent of his abilities, and his heart remained a mystery to those around himā meanwhile, Kun's fascination with the dark side continued to grow, to the point that Kun broke with his Master and proved himself willing to lie and scheme to get his hands on Sith artifacts. Kun made the choice to pursue knowledge of the dark side, but he initially found himself surprised by what that choice entailed.
On the long an dangerous journey he became one of the greatest Dark Lord of the Sith, but also the greatest evil threat in the entire galaxy.
I love Alderaan, I hope nothing bad happens to that planet...
So other characters i added as well.
They are better, but not as good.
C3PO
BD-1
