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Hell yeah sex-repulsed rattlesnake assassin

Save a horse, ride a cowboy 🐎

Hi! Here’s what your favorite Helluva Boss character says about you. Once again, don’t take this to heart, it’s just a bit of fun:

Blitzø: You relate a little too hard to Bojack Horseman. You've done a lot of bad things in your life that you bitterly regret, and even though you're trying to be a better person now, you can't escape the feeling that you'll never be able to outrun your past. Regardless of what you did in the past, all you can do is try to be better now, even if you've burned several bridges to a crisp.

Stolas: Sinister gay, life-ruining mean gay. The kind of mean gay who does the most toxic shit to you and then plays the victim when called out.

Stella: Got room for the Jax fans in your little, 'my favorite character got ruined even though they were like that from the start' club? Because you should definitely start making room if you haven’t already. They need it.

Octavia: Your childhood was completely destroyed by your parents' unhappy marriage and subsequent divorce. You can't talk to either of your parents without one of them complaining about the other, and you wish more than anything that you weren't born into a loveless marriage so that you could've had a stable and happy childhood.

Loona: Furry. Need I say more? Because of all of the characters you could've picked, you went for the emo Hellhound. You have a kinky AO3 history and you dream about being stepped on by a goth dommy mommy.

Moxxie: You cling to your significant other because your relationship with them is the only healthy relationship you've ever had in your life. Your family are the worst, and you don't have many friends, on account of the fact that you keep befriending complete and utter jackasses.

Millie: Look, I get it, you love your significant other, and that’s great, but it is ok to have a life outside of them. Get a hobby, or something, IDK.

Fizzarolli: Hurt/comfort is your all-time favorite trope, and you live for romances with happy endings. You dream of finding a rich and powerful man who loves you with all his heart, not because you're a gold-digger, but because you want a classic happy Disney princess ending, and though you haven't found the right man yet, you're certain that you will someday.

Asmodeus: Your significant other thinks that you're way out of their league (And let's face it, you are), despite your repeated attempts to assure them that you love them as they are. Your sex life would make the most hardcore AO3 writer blush like a schoolgirl, and you'd be proud of it.

Beelzebub: Hello, Ke$ha fans! Your favorite music genre is 2010s EDM, and your favorite drink is whatever gets you drunk the fastest. Many people have tried to beat you in a drinking contest, but few have succeeded, and they consider it a great honor, because you have an iron liver, and getting you drunk is no easy task. It's a miracle that you haven't died from alcohol poisoning yet.

Mammon: I know that you've thought about putting $20,000 in a blender, drinking it, and then bragging to everyone that in a few hours, you're going to piss away 20 grand. And for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT DO IT.

Verosika Mayday: You’re still bitter over that one shitty ex of yours, but instead of letting it get you down, you use it as a driving force to become the most successful that you can possibly be. You’re fueled by spite, and you want nothing more than to rub your fame and fortune in the faces of everyone who’s ever wronged you.

Glitz and Glam: You’re a K-pop stan. Like, the most hardcore K-pop stan out there. The kind of K-pop stan that makes other K-pop stans uncomfortable and writes real-person fanfiction about your favorites.

Striker: You have a serious thing for cowboys. I’m talking, Brokeback Mountain is your favorite film, kind of serious. You’re into the brooding, lone ranger type of cowboy.

Andrealphus: You saw him, and you screamed, ‘Elsa birb’. Which, to be fair, that does seem to be what he is. If he gets any songs in the show, you hope that they’ll hit as hard as Let It Go did.

Here’s a killer idea for a Blitzø x Striker fic: Hunchback of Notre Dame AU, featuring Blitzø as Esmeralda and Striker as Phoebus. And maybe Fizz as Quasimodo; like, he’s the adoptive son of Stolas (Playing Claude Frollo, obviously), and he’s the one who saves Blitzø from the evil Stolas so that he can be with his true love, Striker.

I don’t know why Vivziepop hates Striker stans so much. Oh, you like him and you ship him with Blitzø, because let’s face it, they have way more sexual tension than Blitzø and Stolass? No, you can’t do that! You’re supposed to like Stolitz! Aaand then she decides that Striker is homophobic and a villain because what? Because Stella hired him to kill Stolas? He’s an assassin, the man was just doing his job.

Actually, come to think of it, I DO know why Vivziepop hates Striker stans so much. It’s because she’s constantly bending over backwards to justify Stolas, a literal rapist, being shipped with his victim.

I'll just dump these here.

saw this and had to share it’s too cute and canon for the characters credit goes to original creator of post

What if striker was ticklish? 😏

I like how you think Anon 😏

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Chaz doesn't regret anything.

I promise I will answer all the questions you asked me, it took me longer than I thought with this comic... 💀

I was also distracted with a project that I'm very excited about, and yes, it's for us fans of these two, so stay tuned Straz fans 🤭✨

💖Anyway thanks for asking!💖

family debt

Family debt  Moxxie is walking home when he passes an alley and is pulled into it  someone restrains  him and covers his mouth and nose with a chloroform doused handkerchief knocking him out . When he  regains consciousness he is tied  to a metal  table  leather straps tightly around his wrist and ankles , Panic sets in has he  recognizes where he is. Crimson approaches him grinning evilly.

 “ Did you really think you could escape me?” He said as he grabbed his face squeezing tightly. Moxxie gulps

 “ are….are you….going to kill me?” Crimson smirks and steps back . “ not  just yet, I want you to suffer first.” He snaps his fingers and Striker walks in moxxie gasps in shock.

 “ striker!? You work for him?!” Striker grins and grips his head pulling it back by his hair  

 “ ironic huh? Of all the folks to be in cahoots with it just happens to be your own pops wanting the same thing , your pain and death.” 

He let’s go and steps away only to come back with a knife “ this is gonna be fun…” 

a grunt escapes Moxxie as striker cut his cheek blood dripping down. Striker then stabs him in the right shoulder making him yell out in pain he pulls it out does the same to his left leg. Striker chuckles pulling out the knife “ I’m just getting started.” He swings a bat at his side braking a few ribs and another swing at his legs. Another at his ribs making him cough up some blood. 

Meanwhile in the apartment Millie is pacing around with a worried expression moxxie was late….VERY late his phone was off and she had no idea where he was . 

“ Moxxie?!” Millie opens the door only to find blitz holding a whine bottle

 “ hey thought I bring you love birds something for the big day.” He paused seeing the worried look

 “ everything ok?” Millie frowned “ moxxie’s  late I’m worried something happened.” 

Blitz grabs her hand and runs out .

 “ don’t worry , we’ll find him “ he calls loona “ looney honey? Met me at mm’s place it’s an emergency”. After a while Loona arrives looking annoyed

 “ what’s the emergency? Did you buy the wrong whine?” Blitz holds out a shirt 

“ Moxxie is missing we need to find him can you track his scent?” Loona blinks and sighs 

“damn it….” She sniffs the shirt and nods “ got it come on “ 

she runs as blitz and Millie follow. Back  at the mansion moxxie was covered in cuts and bruises panting and shaking in pain. Striker leans into his face  

“ you’ve always been pathetically weak , your wife is better off with a real man I’ll make sure she gets one “ Moxxie looks up at him glaring and spits on his face

 “ let me know when you find one, all I see here is a b*tch. ” Striker growls and punches him braking a few teeth he  pulls out his blessed gun and aims for his head . Crimson pulls it down

 “ that’s enough. I’m the one who gets to kill him.” Crimson walks up to his semiconscious son filed with anticipation and glee . 

“ like I said Moxxie …..NOBODY CROSSES ME.” 

He raises a knife ready to stab him heart when a bullet hits it making it fly out of his grip.” What the f*ck?! “ he turns glaring seeing blitz  Millie and loona on the chandelier.

 “ I don’t f*ckin think so! “ they jump down loona tackles and pins striker down while blitz shoots at crimson . During the fights Mille runs up to Moxxie and unties him.

 “ it’s ok mox I got ya we’re getting ya outta here.”

 She carefully pulls him over her shoulder and heads for the exit . Striker struggles against loona “ figures that clown would bring his guard dog.” He manages to grab some ash from the fire  place with his tail throws it ant her temporarily blinding her  slipping out from under her as she tries rubbing it off.

 “ oh you cowboy piece of s*it!” Loona snarls and lunges at him only to be sent crashing into blitz as striker dodges with a smug smirk. She glares up as both striker and crimson point guns at them. 

“ any last words ? “ crimson grins evilly  as he cocks The gun blitz looks up seeing the chandelier and smirks

 “ yeah , heads up!” He shoots the chains holding the chandelier making it crash down on striker and crimson. “ let’s ditch this dump.” 

Loona  helps him up and they run off to the door . At the hospital Moxxie is covered in bandages and currently asleep with Mille sitting by his side.

 “ oh moxxie I’m so sorry…..please be ok.” 

Blitz and loona are in the hallway sitting in the chairs near his room. Loona looks over to the room and  sighs “ I ….never knew how horrible it was for him……his own father abusing him and wanting him dead… I hate people who are that horrible to kids especially their own “ Blitz frowns 

“ yeah……we both got daddy issues my dad was a piece of s*it  that’s exactly why I want to be a good father to you there’s a lot of people out there who don’t deserve kids “ loona smiles 

“ well you’re doing a good job dad.” Blitz’s eye light up as he smiles big. “ loona laughs softly rolling her eyes and playfully gives a light push

 “ he’s waking up! “ Millie calls out to them as they enter the room. Moxxie slowly opens his eyes

 “ Mille? Sir? Loona? “ he flinches as his wounds sting . 

“ easy hun you’re  hurt bad, how do you feel? “ Moxxie looks down at the bandages and frowns “ crumbs they really did a number on me….” Millie holds  his hand

 “ it’s ok hun the doctors fixed ya up good we can get ya some pain medication if you need it.” Moxxie smiles at her

 “ I’m fine just happy to see you all.” Mille hugs him followed by blitz .

 “ glad to see you’re ok mox” blitz ruffles his hair playfully loona coughs  

 “ yeah glad you’re ok too I’m gonna miss teasing you while you recover .” 

She blushes trying to hide her feelings as moxxie smiles 

“ can’t wait to be back to the  norm .” Loona smiles lightly “ blitz  winks  at loona earning a deeper blush eventually The group leaves as moxxie rests smiling looking at his phone a group photo .

Eclipse rubbed the back of her head she was nervous but knew she had to say something

“ well….the greed ring is a place I avoid whenever possible I….was forced to work for a greedy Megalomaniac for a while until I was rescued by my father , this demon was cruel selfish and abusive I’m just glad his son got away most who piss him off end up dead…”

she still had nightmares about the “trophy “wall and the routine lake trips, too many innocent lives taken just for him to have control .

“ let’s just say I’m not a fan of abusers or poachers…those kind of monsters belong here every single one of them.”

she snarled remembering when she lost her family and witnessing abuse not being able to do anything.

Eclipse was walking when she heard guitar and a southern voice she followed it , upon finding the source she froze .

“ he’s…he’s real? “

she backed away to avoid the dangerous assassin having heard of his legacy , suddenly she steps on a branch.

(( I get super detailed it’s striker she found btw ))

Striker was just idly strumming his guitar rythmically, occasionally mixing in lyrics as he tried to just run his thoughts out through music, kinda caught up in it, but upon hearing the telltale sound of a branch snapping under someone's foot, his tail rattled as he pulled his guitar aside and grabbed his revolver, quickly catching the Hellhound in his sights as he rose a brow, she certainly didn't look like anyone involved with any of his enemies.

He stood up from the bench while keeping his gun trained on her, still holding his guitar in his other hand "Mind telling me what yer doing sneaking about? Not many good reasons to be doing that." Striker noted, gesturing with his fire arm a bit, before he breathed out.

"Mind you, I won't hurt ya unless ya make me." He pointed out, a tired weight to his eyes. not wanting to pick a fight unless she meant harm.

eclipse noticed the tension and worried she said too much but stayed calm if striker had interacted with crimson it wasn’t good and seeing how he dislikes royals she was scared what would happen if he knew.

“ surely not all Royals are bad….i mean I’ve seen charity events and some are kind to others helping the less fortunate. I’m sure they struggle to having to deal with threats or even judgment some are selfish and don’t care for others and make the ones who are good look bad “

Eclipse was walking when she heard guitar and a southern voice she followed it , upon finding the source she froze .

“ he’s…he’s real? “

she backed away to avoid the dangerous assassin having heard of his legacy , suddenly she steps on a branch.

(( I get super detailed it’s striker she found btw ))

Striker was just idly strumming his guitar rythmically, occasionally mixing in lyrics as he tried to just run his thoughts out through music, kinda caught up in it, but upon hearing the telltale sound of a branch snapping under someone's foot, his tail rattled as he pulled his guitar aside and grabbed his revolver, quickly catching the Hellhound in his sights as he rose a brow, she certainly didn't look like anyone involved with any of his enemies.

He stood up from the bench while keeping his gun trained on her, still holding his guitar in his other hand "Mind telling me what yer doing sneaking about? Not many good reasons to be doing that." Striker noted, gesturing with his fire arm a bit, before he breathed out.

"Mind you, I won't hurt ya unless ya make me." He pointed out, a tired weight to his eyes. not wanting to pick a fight unless she meant harm.

Striker is clearly my favorite Imp

In honour of the new game, I present:

The boys!

The butcher gang, or Gus, Tony, and Bill, as my friend named them.

My type?

Cowboy Mercenaries that could assassinate me if they're being paid enough

It kinda pisses me off that hellhounds, imps etc. are only discriminated against when it’s convenient for the plot

"Oi Striker!"

Soldier Disguise - by ME