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Even though I'm at college, my dogs favorite place to lay down is still my bed 😭 I miss both my doggies so much 😭😭

If there is a bit of fluff on the biscuits, take the fluff off the biscuits, for it is rude to serve biscuits with fluff

People really be saying, "don't go into art, you won't be able to make a living." They should have told me, "don't go into art, it's hard." Man I love art but dang going to college for art is aHhHHHHhh

Making art is a delicate dance that no one taught me the steps to

You know that moment when you see someone you think is cute and you wish you could just go up to them and start a conversation or do something cool but instead you know you'll probably end up ticing and they will think something wrong with you and that you're insane so you don't do anything because you know it's inevitable that they won't like you because they will get the wrong impression with you start twitching or making weird noises? Yeah me neither, that would really suck

If I ever date someone and they remind me to take my medications or they check that I have, I will simply marry them. For someone to care about me so much that they are willing to remember what times I have to take my pills is just so unbelievably sweet. Maybe I have low standards but this would make me swoon.

(don't worry, my standards are slightly higher than this XD)

I think we need some dog sized bees. Or better yet, horse sized bees! Specifically the fluffy bees, btw. They are so soft and cute and I just want to pet them and hold them and fly on their backs and be best friends with them. I think a new would make a very good best friend :))

JUST LOOK AT HOW SOFT AND CUTE THEY ARE! I JUST WANNA BE HIS BESTEST FREN! 🐝

To men who wear fun socks,

I absolutely love all of you. You undeniably make my days better. I could be having the most shit day ever but if I see a man wearing duck or teddy bear or geese with knives or axolotl ect. socks my day is instantly 100x better. Please keep wearing fun socks and if you happen to be wearing some right now please tag me in pictures of your fun socks because it will always make me smile. Thank you guys for making the world a better place on sock at a time <33

Unpopular opinion, but amusement park workers who pretend the ride is broken before starting it are the worst people. The fact that I have been able to keep my anxiety under control long enough to step on the ride is a miracle, please do not ruin it for me by telling me I'm about to die, because THATS WHAT IM ALREADY FUCKING AFRAID OF! Like I get you wanna be 'haha funny' but it's actually just making me unable to enjoy any amusement park rides that I have barely gotten up the courage to on in the first place

The Gremlin Rag literally feelings like finding out the monster under my bed has some fire music. Like, they might be scaring the shit out of me, but hey, at least we're vibing, ya know?

I just bought a men's XL hoodie for $2 at a thrift sale and it was the best $2 I've spent in a long time. Like oh my gosh I feel like nothing can go wrong. I'm invincible. I feel so safe and protected. Bro I've been on antidepressants for years and no pill has ever made me feel so safe and so contented. I never want to take it off. I'm going to live in this hoodie now and no one can stop me.

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The ocean is carbonated. I can think of no other possible explanation for these photos ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠˘⁠_⁠˘⁠)⁠┌ the ocean is soda or maybe beer but not soup, I don't make the rules

Update: I was wrong... he is cute but vicious. No one told me he would chase me with a knife 🔪🪿 stay safe and use the other door 🙏

And is ready

He is very cute, he will probably attack me with love. I shall still go out this door

And is ready

A couple of my grapes tasted like raisins and I'm really upset about it 🤢🤮😭

Ok please just hear me out on this one. So you know how sometimes people put something in their mouth, like a pencil, to hold it bc their hands are full? They are using their mouth as a third hand. Now this is where things get wild. Let's consider the mouth as two hands, each jaw being its own individual hand. Humans are really cool because we have opposable thumbs, but when you think about it, the tongue is the 'mouth-hand' equivalent to an opposable thumb. The definition of opposable thumb is "a thumb that can be placed opposite the fingers of the same hand." If our jaw is our hand, and our teeth are our fingers, that would make out tongue a thumb. The tongue can move left and right, which would oppose the veridical movement of our jaws. Even if we only say out bottom jaw has a thumb (tongue), because that is the "hand" the thumb is attached to, that still means we would have a third hand with a thumb. By definition our tongue is the opposable thumb, of the 'mouth-hand.' (I know this isn't like, scientifically sound... But it's a fun concept to think about. Plus with this (slightly irrational and incorrect) argument, you could say any animal with a jaw, teeth, and tongue have opposable thumbs.) Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :))

I love how in older movies, they are very worried about whether or not the viewer realizes the movie has ended. Like everyone will ride into the sunset, or walk out of the courtroom after winning a case, and the producers are like, "Do you think it's too subtle? Do you think they realize it's over?" So just to be safe, in big, fancy letters, they write, "The End" to ensure everyone knows the movie is over. Did they really think we were just gonna stare at a black screen and wonder when the "intermission" will end? lol

Important announcement! Dragons are real, alive and well. Ok so hear me out, a dragon is just a winged creature with scales. (Fire breathing is not a requirement because there are elemental dragons among other types so not all dragons breathe fire.) Do you know what else is a winged creature with scales? Butterflies and moths. Therefore, according to our formula for dragons, both butterflies and moths are modern day dragons. You might be thinking to yourself, "I didn't know that butterflies and moths have scales." Well my dear friend they do, their wings are covered in scales which leads me to my next point:

Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue taught us this as kids and we just didn't realize. In the Great Fairy Rescue the fairies are painting the butterflies wings. One of the butterflies gets spooked and flies away before the wings are fully painted. Underneath the paint the butterfly is white. Guess what? If you touch a butterfly, you run the risk of rubbing off it's scales. When the scales come off, white wings are revealed. Honestly, this might be proof that faries are real too.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :))

The amount of uninhibited euphoria I get from swinging really high on a swing and then leaning back far enough to feel like I'm upside down is insane. Is there a way to bottle this feeling and take it as a pill? I feel like it would be a good antidepressant ngl

The amount of uninhibited euphoria I get from swinging really high on a swing and then leaning back far enough to feel like I'm upside down is insane. Is there a way to bottle this feeling and take it as a pill? I feel like it would be a good antidepressant ngl

"LIFE is a great big CANVAS throw all the PAINT you can in it!"

You guys have been canning paint?? I didn't know we were supposed to?? Do you just throw all your paint in one can, or do you can based on color? Is there a special process to ensure your paint doesn't go bad before you reopen the can? What's the sealing process for canning paint? How long does it last once you can it? Does it get better with age like wine??? I have so many questions, please feel free to educate me on paint canning techniques. Thank you all in advance!

My mom was eating some food from a local Chinese restaurant for lunch. She found a screw- (yes a screw) in her food. I have so many questions. Like how...? Why...? What peculiar series of events led to a screw in the food?? Were they trying to build the Great Wall over the moo goo gai pan? Why would they need a wall? Are they segregating the chicken and the vegetables?? My mom said we will not be going there again...