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Ok i think I’m going insane but does anyone else remember that one national geographic alien documentary about the first recorded physical harm done to a human by aliens? I remember watching it a few years ago and I can’t find any signs of it even existing anywhere. It was on Disney plus and it was about this guy who went into a forest or something and there was a floating metal cube in a clearing but when he went to look at it closer there was a flash of light and he passed out. I think there was a fence surrounding the forest and he woke up outside of it with cuts on his legs going through his pants because they were an incredibly tough workers material that was in no way easy to cut through. He was this educated guy I think he was a professor or something and his daughter had said he had no reason to lie about something like that. He had gone through tons of questioning by the fbi and the government and he never changed his story. I couldn’t find anything about it and it’s driving up the wall. If you can find anything or remember this please tell me the name of it or the guy or the case I need know I’m not crazy
I've tried to tell Phineas and Ferb that they shouldn't go to college ever since they were little. . .
Tag yourself: Conspiracy theories.
Tag yourself as these types of conspiracy theorists. If you relate to one of them you have to believe in that conspiracy - even if it is absolute nonsense. I’m sorry. I’m not a fan of it either but that is just how it has to be.
The moon landing was fake: Loves old movies, want to do research, drinks way too much coffee, makes collages, stays up all night, chocolate, fairy-lights, wears converse and denim jackets, drinks boba tea, vintage posters.
College is not free so that people will enlist in the military: Is a nerd, know-it-all, only talks when they have something to say, thinks capitalism will be humanity’s downfall, just wants to take a nap, hopes memes will numb the pain, is probably right tbh.
Aliens build the pyramids: Thinks humans are lazy, loves space and history, wants to travel, stargazing, likes exodic foods, astronomy, wanted to go to the area 51 raid, takes aesthetically pleasing pictures of buildings, is an early bird.
Illuminati controls the world: Wants to be part of a friends group, is stubborn, wants to take down the government, covers their computer camera, wears leather jackets and sunglasses, enjoys videogames, buys pizza once a week.
The Lock Ness monster is real: Loves animals more than people, love mist, wants to go to the zoo, reads about dinosaurs, waterparks, likes walks in the evening, pets are the only friends you need, owns a million plants, loves rain.
I’m convinced this guy is undercover IKEA employee, he must be the one that write all of those IKEA instructions.
Do you have a favourite conspiracy theory
I'm between that conspiracy about bots managing internet traffic, data mining and manipulating the public's opinion to certain agendas and the alleged vampire attacks in central america staged by some US agencies in order to cause mass hysteria.
I cannot get this out of my fucking head but idk how to explain it what if noone looks like you think they do? what if noone talks the same language? what if people arent human? what if all these words are made up? what if you see these words and letters completely different? what if you hear me speak a different language and make different noises then the one I think I speak? what if everyone sees and hears things differently from everyone else, but we wouldn't know because our brains make us hallucinate and think their talking the same language as us, and their brains make them hallucinate and make me think im talking the same language as them? what if noone sees or hears or does anything the same?? what if its all in your mind, and everyone else has a different one???
If you ever encounter a conspiracy person of any type irl, you can act like you've never heard of
their particular conspiracy
online communities
Don't start arguing with them headfirst, or tell them that they're wrong. Make them explain the entire thing to you from the start, and once they have, ask them where has this happened? Whom has it happened to? How do they know these people that have experienced this? Like was that their uncle or a co-worker or who exactly is it that has told them about these things?
And as soon as they mention online forums, just look at them with deeply baffled confusion, and as slowly as possible, ask "so you were told all this by... someone from the internet?" with the exact same cautiously incredulous tone as if they had just said they receive all of their news from a talking dog.
My conspiracy theory is that he made Kaishin cousins to distract everyone from his terrible choice of keeping Toichi alive and it's working.
did y’all look at the moon last night…? i was there & can confirm some existing conspiracy theories
Imma just say this bc I finally feel comfortable with saying it and I think I finally know what's wrong.
Yall here on this site making up conspiracy shit are the reason I don't like telling people I support Palestine.
"This exclusively Western/American Celebrity event was manufactured to distract the world from Rafah and talking about it even briefly means you're a Zionist!"
Like, please. God. The IDF couldn't care LESS about Taylor Swift. Yall are honestly making this whole thing look like a joke compared to what's actually happening.
Important announcement! Dragons are real, alive and well. Ok so hear me out, a dragon is just a winged creature with scales. (Fire breathing is not a requirement because there are elemental dragons among other types so not all dragons breathe fire.) Do you know what else is a winged creature with scales? Butterflies and moths. Therefore, according to our formula for dragons, both butterflies and moths are modern day dragons. You might be thinking to yourself, "I didn't know that butterflies and moths have scales." Well my dear friend they do, their wings are covered in scales which leads me to my next point:
Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue taught us this as kids and we just didn't realize. In the Great Fairy Rescue the fairies are painting the butterflies wings. One of the butterflies gets spooked and flies away before the wings are fully painted. Underneath the paint the butterfly is white. Guess what? If you touch a butterfly, you run the risk of rubbing off it's scales. When the scales come off, white wings are revealed. Honestly, this might be proof that faries are real too.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :))
So, the place I work at changed owners, hence my sudden rise in positions.
But in the beginning, the new owner had me fill out an eleven page packet, front to back, on getting to know me.
I looked at my coworkers and confidently said, “I’m gonna write about Bigfoot.”
And I was dead ass serious.
I wrote about Bigfoot, Ufology, paranormal investigating, conspiracy theories as well as other pseudosciences and my passion for writing. I also wrote about my enjoyment to become an actor, director, and create other projects. I wrote all of this partly because it’s all true and I hold dear but also because I half assed it. Thinking they would think it was ridiculous.
They approached me days later after I filled that thing front to back and told me how much they appreciated my authenticity.
So, long story short and the message of this story is to always write about Bigfoot.✨
Yep, if it's not on the 6 O'clock News, it's just not true.
Conspiracy theory mfs can be some of the most annoying people on planet earth.
The second you point out any flaw in their logic, it's always "your giving into the propaganda man". Or, if you ever call them a insane dumbass, they will always say "wow, my ideas are making you mad, it must be because you know I'm right" thinking they are witty.
I'm not afraid of conspiracies because I don't want to hear the truth, I am afraid of conspiracy theories because they are very much capable of spreading dangerous misinformation as fact and harming people in the process.
I am willing to listen to any ideas, but you can't just present your far-out speculation based on cherrypicked evidence and get mad when people have the nerve to question your ideas.
Anyways, that's my rant. Just decided to blow off some steam because I got into an argument with some right-wingers on reddit who were going off about the "Jewish elite".
The moon landing was staged to distract from the truth that the moon is fake.
What if . . . Hear me out. . What if mosquitos are like scavangers (bees) for Vampires!?!?
Like they take the blood and bring it back to their hive (the vampire) and they make a living off of that?!???!! So the vampire doesn't even have to leave home and they still get blood!!
Like what if tho. . .