Peter: Before You Say No

Peter: before you say no–

Tony: no

Peter: But I haven’t even finished!

Tony: …

Tony: I’ll go with the no

Peter: hi! Can I send a message to my friend?

Betty: of course

Peter: hi harry! I'm peter parker!!

Peter: that's all

Betty: just that? how cute!

Peter: He wanted to know who killed his father *sadistic look* now you know!

Venom: I hate being touched. The last time I touched another human was when I was 14. It was during hand-to-hand combat.

Peter: Eddie is literally hugging you right now.

Venom: This means nothing

MJ: you shouldn’t have any children if you’re going to abandon them! because we keep thinking it’s our fault our whole life!!!

Miss Watson: please michelle don’t play the victim on me. what a weak justification

Miss Watson: “oh i’m anorexic because i’m adopted” “cheats on my wife because i wasn’t breastfed”

Miss Watson: everyone has an apology for their shitty behavior

Peter: and what’s yours?

Miss Watson: excuse me?

Peter: what’s your apology for being shit?

MJ in thought: god i love this boy

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!

(IN BRAZIL...)