Incorrect Stucky - Tumblr Posts
steve, making a pb&j: hey buck, pass me the butter knife
bucky, murderous ex-assassin: *hands steve one of his daggers*
steve, screeching: tHATS A M U R D ER KNIFE
bucky, also screeching: BUTTER CAN BE CUT WITH A N Y K N I F E
Loki walking in on nat killing clint in electrical: ...
Nat: ...
*dead body reported*
Tony: i bet you it was a self report-
Loki ready to kill him: it was tony in electrical, i got natasha for back up
Nat: *sigh of relief* its true...
Tony: What?! No, it wasnt me!!
Bruce: well i did just see tony walk out from storage, he could've been near...
Tony visibly frustrated: It wasnt me!
Peter.p: why would you kill mr. clint sir, mr stark?
Tony: *distressed father noises*
Fury: have you gotten code names?
Sam: I'm Tom Ato
Steve: I'm Ann Chovi
Bucky: and I'm Ceaser Salad!
Steve:[Tells them the mission plan]
Natasha: that's fun, ancient one
Sam: roger that, artifact
Bucky: of corpse
Steve:
Steve: Buck, not you too-
Pepper: It looks like it's gonna be a white Christmas this year!
Tony: It's supposed to rain on the 24th
Pepper, covering Morgan, Peter, Harley and Nebula's ears:
A defensive Vision covering Wanda's ears:
Natasha covering Clint's ears:
Bucky and Steve struggling to cover each other's ears:
Stephen: STOP.
Bucky: 'Cause you said forever now I drive alone past your street
Sam: Stop it with your old boyfriend.
Bucky: Thats a song-
