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Am I The Asshole for pranking the new kid in my village?

I (15M) played a small prank on this weird boy (14M) who just moved to my village. I thought it was no big deal, but my little sister said I'm an asshole so I guess I'm just trying to get a different point of view.

So for some background, a couple weeks ago, this new family moved into my village. The oldest son and the baby sister seem normal enough, but the middle two kids, a boy and a girl, are super weird. The other day, me and my friends were just harmlessly teasing the weird girl, but then the weird boy got all butthurt about it. He started a fist fight with us for literally no reason and his older brother joined in, and those two did not fight fair.

After the fight, I was hanging out with my friends when the weird boy came up to us out of nowhere and gave us this fake apology. I bet he only apologized cause his parents were scared my dad would kick them out of the village if he didn't lol. But anyway, me and my friends pranked him by pretending we wanted to go fishing with him and then we left him in the middle of nowhere. It's been a couple hours since we left him and he hasn't come back yet, but he's probably fine. I told my sister what I did and she got really upset and said the weird boy could be hurt and that I need to tell his family what I did. She also said I was an asshole, but I think she's just being sensitive. Am I really the asshole?

NTA= not the asshole

YTA= you're the asshole

NAH= no assholes here

ESH= everyone sucks here

Am I the Asshole for making my son hold up his end of the deal we made?

I (20M) recently found the long lost son (16M) of the person I was cloned from (long story, don't ask) and I was forced to take him into my organization's custody against his will. The kid wasn't really thrilled about being held in corporate custody, but I cut a deal with him: he would act as a guide and translator for me and my squad, and in return he would get privileges he wouldn't be given otherwise. A couple months go by and everything is just peachy. The kid's attitude improved and he cooperated as a guide, and I can't believe I'm saying it, but the kid started to grow on me.

But then everything went to hell in a handbasket when I got a lead on our target and the kid had to actually do some translating. When I started interrogating some suspects who possibly had a lead on my target, the kid freaked out on me and started yelling at me to stop. I don't really get why he was so upset. Me and my guys might've roughed up the suspects a little bit, but it's not like we killed anyone. The kid's a bit of a bleeding heart, I guess. He tried to back out on our deal and said he wasn't gonna take part in this, and I ended up having to cut the interrogation short, which cost me valuable time looking for leads. Afterwards, I reminded him about our deal and I made him keep working as my translator for the rest of the interrogation process. He wasn't happy about it, but he'd made a deal with me, plus I REALLY needed a translator.

Fast forward a couple days, we find our target and it doesn't go according to plan. I nearly died in a nasty shipwreck trying to do my job, but luckily my kid saved my ass from drowning. I was weak and lost in the middle of enemy territory, so I got ready to high tail it outta there. I asked my son to come with me, but he just hissed at me and ran away. I haven't seen him since. My boy doesn't exactly have a way with words, but I guess his little hiss was his way of calling me an asshole, which I don't really think is fair, since I did so much for him. I know he wasn't happy with the interrogations, but I saved his ungrateful tail from getting tortured and from getting stabbed to death by my target's crazy wife. Besides, he agreed to be my translator to get out of my CO's custody, I was just making him hold up his end of the bargain.

I know if I just had a second chance with my son, I could get him to come around again. How can I get my son back? I'm not really an asshole, am I?

NTA= not the asshole

YTA= you're the asshole

NAH= no assholes here

ESH= everyone sucks here

Am I The Asshole for trying to protect my daughter from a bad influence?

Oel ngati kameia, English is not my first language so I hope everyone will be able to understand me. My daughter (13F) has become close friends with a boy (15M) and I am worried about how he will affect her. The boy is wild and irresponsible. He thinks he is entitled to go anywhere he wants and do whatever he pleases, and my children always get into trouble when they spend time with him. I have already noticed that my daughter’s behavior has changed since spending so much time with him. We used to get along so well, but now she doesn’t talk to me like she used to. She’s moodier and she constantly invites the boy over even when it is not appropriate for him to be there. He is clearly a bad influence on her.

Yesterday, my daughter and two other children went into a part of the forest that they know they are forbidden from entering with that boy. They ended up getting lost and my daughter fell and could’ve been seriously hurt if my husband and I hadn’t found them in time. My husband was scolding our son for taking his sisters somewhere they know they aren’t allowed to go, but the boy interrupted him. To my surprise, the boy actually took responsibility for leading my children into trouble for a change. That was, as my husband would put it, “my last straw.” I yelled at the boy and told him that this was all his fault and that he would never see my daughter again, but my husband stopped me. He told me that we cannot ban my daughter from spending time with the boy and that I need to “cut him some slack.” I don’t understand why my husband disagrees with me on this. The boy will only bring trouble. I’m only trying to protect my daughter from getting hurt. Am I the asshole?

I know this isn’t Reddit but, am I the asshole? (TW eating issues under the cut)

My guardians have been watching loads of podcasts about chemicals in food and have been telling me that I can’t eat things like bread because it will kill me and stuff like that. I can’t be in the kitchen when they are because they will always judge what I make, for instance the other day I made tuna pasta and they told me that I shouldn’t make stuff like that because it is bad for me. It’s gotten so bad that I don’t eat when they are in the house unless I hide it and eat in my bedroom or if they are the ones making the food.

I don’t have a scale in my house but I’ve lost 3 and a half inches off my waist in 6 weeks. Most of my clothes are baggy on me now.

I told my guardians that I think that I’ve lost weight because of the stigma around food that they’ve created and they said it’s all in my head and that they never said anything like that. Except I know they did because the parents of my guardian live with us and my guardians tell them all the same things about the food. My ‘grandparents’ have this same stigma around food that I have and it’s all my guardians’ fault.

(Guardians because they aren’t both related to me and grandparents in inverted commas because they treat me like a grandchild but they aren’t related to me)

Soo I punched a kid today

This is not as bad as it sounds. I was at the park today with some of my friends and I met some kids from my theatre. They’re younger and super sweet, so I decide to keep an eye on them since this park is known for having extremely mean kids there

So this guy maybe a bit younger than me, so around 13-16, comes up to a girl I know, about seven or eight, and calls her names. Fat, a pig, a bitch, all the usual things, along with threatening to hurt her and her friends

This girl is not fat. She’s actually quite skinny and she’s very pretty, so I make sure to tell her that. I tell her not to listen to him and that she is beautiful

The asshole kid then comes over to my other friend and tries to steal his hundred dollar hat, as well as attacking my other friend for various reasons. They also threw some of our food to the ground, wasting it. He and his friend end up lashing my friends with their belts hard enough to draw blood

At this point, I’ve had enough of this bullshit. I walk up to him and punch him in the back. (It was more of a smack while I ran by but it was a little harder than I meant to so I feel bad). His friends then go to beat up my younger friends so I get them the hell out of there and the kids mock me for being a coward as I get my friends to safety

They then continue to follow us around for an hour, making scenes in several stores and attempting to trap us alone beat us up. They even yelled at the kids I was originally protecting until they admitted where me and my friends had gone. I do everything I can to keep everyone safe

The worst part is that I’d seen these bullies at the park before. I also got into an argument with them last time, since they started flirting with me while also trying to beat up my friend for what she was wearing.

Apparently some kid recorded me punching the kid and posted it to YouTube, so if you see a video of a person in a blue sleeveless hoodie smacking a kid in the back, just know that it was somewhat justified

The Goyim are fucking wild, the way I would have dumped that casserole over that woman's head, also divorce that wife.

i’m forcing you all to read the am i the asshole post that i made an AI generate because it’s been making me laugh for days

Dude just kill me i won't mind just kill me i'm tired of mordern society! I'm 15 and i was just working on a scholl's project then i heard my mother on the phone talking with someone didn't think too much of it but then she started talking about a sex store on the city and i was like "bitch wtf??" So i started listening and it's seems like she is talking with a mother of a friend of hers who's getting married and it was about the bachelorette party of the bride (sorry english is not my first language so i don't know if it is like this you guys say it) but she was telling the the bride's mom about the party to be at a stripper show and dude... Isn't that cheating?? Like i don't know if the husband is going to a stripper but still it's really weird. Do adults do this often on the party before their wedding? They look at me like i'm a monster when i say it's wrong and that's betraying their partners trust! Ain't i right or am i crazy! Am i the asshole? There's more of thos story but i just want to see how my first post goes lol 🥲

& assholes will be guillotined. NTAs will be free to go. ✌

in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita

am i in the wrong?

when on the first day of my job, this one girl ignoring me even tho i ask her for something, and when i smile at her, she just look at me and look away. and when she jokes around with her friends, she gives a flat resting face to me.

And i hate her now. My boss said "well maybe she just had a bad day, you should try to just be considerate of her feelings." One week there, and she hasn't change.

Am i wrong for hating her and expecting a little bit of kindness?!!!

oh mind you, we have a similar job desk, and we have to kinda cooperate. so i have to deal with her the whole fcking time. and "bE NiiCe" to her.

Sooo it's 01:24 (AM) were I live so it's the middle of the freaking night 🌙

Does anyone else just start posting weird $hit on ther snapchat stories in the middle of the night or just me?

Like I just posted a picture of my feet MY FEET for free?!

Like urm wth is going on???

My friends when they wake up, they usually question why the hell!! I post stuff like that but I have no real answer 😭

aita for following my instructions

I (14M) got invited to a murder mystery themed birthday party on a really fancy train, as I was minding my buisness the "staff" gave me a blowdart and told me to target someone specifically and I did just that, everyone's just going "seriously? a blowdart?" what else was I gonna use

AITA for going fast?

I (15h) gotta!!!!!!

I bought my online d and d friends presents for xmas but now I feel like it's a breach of boundaries for me just to send them things. I dont want anything in return I just want to show them how much I appreciate them and their time in all this craziness this year. Am I in the wrong for wanting to give them something physical?

AITA for getting someone fired? (this is gonna sound like a rant and i’m sorry in advance)

I. Fucking. Hate. My. Boss. he thinks he’s so fucking smart, like i hate to break it to you pal but you’re just human like the rest of us.. you can be dumb sometimes (dumb often, in fact!!) not even mentioning how disrespectful he is to those lower down the ladder. really out here thinking he knows our jobs better than we do like ?? hello ??????

anyway, so i was venting to one of my friends who also works there (outside of work hours, obviously), and we decided to kind of go to HR about it because he is making the work environment so awful (i would leave just cause of him but the pay is worth it).

HR says they’ve already had complaints about him but everyone’s afraid to do something on their own, so we start making a sort of paper trail and talking to managers about him, etc.

managers surprisingly agree to have a meeting about him, so we all show up and they were maybe a little harsh? this isn’t super relevant but he did kinda fuck my mum at one point so i maybe had a built up resentment of him lol

so, aita for kinda stabbing my coworker in the back? (literally, haha, we stabbed him like 23 times…)

What are these acronyms?

AITA for not learning how to do the laundry and making my someone else do it for me?

I (32m) have been with my best friend since 2009. When we met I had barely left home, where my mom would do my laundry. He and I went to different universities. My uni had a public laundry, but he had his own washing machine. So as an excuse to hang out I would take my laundry over to his place and he would help me with it. Fast forward and we are still together but I've only recently started to wash my own clothes. I made the mistake of posting a funny text conversation where I asked him how to wash jeans. Everybody started making fun of me and saying it's ridiculous that I'm just now learning how to do my own laundry. I feel like we're all doomed if we pick apart other people's relationships like this, but it still made me self-conscious.

What are these acronyms?

I need advice asap!

Im 21 years old and im a student in college. I work a coffee shop job. My boyfriend is 23 years old and works a full time job as a computer engineer for a company and makes 70k a year if not more. I’m considering breaking up with him, but before why, I’ll elaborate.

Me and my boyfriend live together.

His apartment burned down in late 2022, early 2023. Until he found a place he stayed with me and my family. When he got his place he asked me to move in on a few conditions: id cook and clean.

We have a dog. I handle most of everything for the dog except for maybe walking and play.

My boyfriend and I had a huge fight months ago, nearly a year ago, because when I wasn’t there, I was hanging with friends, he broke into my laptop and searched my messages and found old sexual messages between me and this girl and accused me of cheating. Yet he never broke up with me.

He hardly ever speaks to me and makes it seem like I’m an annoyance.

He doesn’t respect my boundaries and always pushes me

Now he wants me to quit my job and get a serving job so I can pay half the rent as well as my other expenses.

He wanted to visit his parent in Florida and drive using my car. Dealership said my wheels weren’t good and I needed them all replaced. He paid for it and told me I had to pay him back even thought I never asked. He drove my car down there and doesn’t pay shit on it! And is trying to do it again, but I said no this time.

He hardly interacts with my family.

He doesn’t help me financially but expects me to help him. The most she’s bought me is a few books and stuff. When I bought him a 1.2k dollar amp for his college graduation and I was broke, that came out my savings and it burnt in the fire.

I constantly bend over backwards for him and get hardly anything in return. I think our relationship has run its course I just have no idea what to do.

I just need advice I feel so stuck and stupid. Can anyone help me? Mg parents keep telling Me to come back home and finish school, save my money. But idk I’m afraid he’ll expose my sexuality to them cuz he said he would.

Two last things, this is more recent, my boyfriend is supposed to be going to Florida in a few days and I can’t afford to come —context it’s his brothers engagement party—I already expressed this. Not I mention it would be out 3rd anniversary while he is down there and he hasn’t said shit about it. Also instead of helping me he just sends me screenshots of flight costs and shit.

Another thing happened the other night. I got kind of drunk and was sitting on the couch. I wanted to talk to him and was begging for him to come talk to me and sit with me. And he got so annoyed and said he was tired and walked away and kept ignoring me even though I was calling for him. But had energy to play on the video game and laugh with friends and play with our dog not even an hour earlier. His response when i called him on that?

“I worked ten hours today. You didnt.”

Am I the asshole, what should I do?

i am sick and tired of people being mad at me when i adhere to plans that they made with or without them.

yesterday, my flatmate told me that we could go to pick my headphones up from a friend at 12:20, and then go to the mall, and then i would be back home before i had to go to work at 4. if we all went, we would drive, so the commute to and from the mall would only be 20 minutes each way.

but this flatmate has a terrible terrible habit of agreeing to do things and then just,,, not doing them. so i thought i would create a backup plan that involved public transport. the public transport is 50 minutes each way.

i was ready to leave. she was still in bed. so i left. i picked up my headphones. and went to the mall. shopped. got a muffin. and now i’m on the bus back home. and she just texted me “girl you just bussed past me what the fuck are you doing”

what am I doing ??? what we agreed to girl ???? j couldn’t wait any longer for them!! i knew i needed to allow time to get home and get ready ti go to work.

why is she allowed to be mad at me ??????

New subreddit idea

r/fictionalamitheasshole

where we decide if your blorbos are assholes

I have a Google Drive addiction.