Hermes - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Apollo: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Hermes: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Apollo: I don't know, surprise me!
Apollo: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Hermes: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Apollo, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
Still playing around with it, but here’s my Hermes design!!!
And something extra BEJSHEJ //hits play on Wouldn’t You Like
Lin manuel miranda being hermes will never not be funny to me. like "oh my god its hermes.. oh my god its.. hamliton..?"
Hermes talking to Luke: you out-shine the morning sun, my..son.
Luke: wtf
Zeus: I can't believe you're late. Where have you been all this time?
Hermes: I had urgent circumstances...
At that time, urgent circumstances:
Apollo : pick a card any card
Hermes : *grabs a card*
Apollo : That does not include my credit card please put that back
Oc (?) Hermes, kinda hard to tell since I took away every single symbol that was in the original design, but It's supposed to be my iteration of the greek god (I dont give a shit about that one white spot I forgot to fill in)
I was bored in class, so here is Hermes ✨️
Here's hermes
If you look good at the background, you could see me, trying to slap him because my brothers are doing this face all the time
these are my babies, and if you hurt them - you die (shash, none of them is dead)
I (for no reason) ship Hermes and Hephaestus
PLEASE tell me I'm not weird and there's something in this ship😭
My friend(@nyxsolangelo ): thankssss
Me: don't thank me, friend. You very well may die
Me: good luck✨️
Me? Obsessed with epic??? Yeah🥲
Headcanon that children of hermes are vegetarian
Omg I want toooo😭😭
I just wake up to:
So iconic
Athena "you should totally bite aphrodite"
Apollo "all my past partners are now plants"
Hermes "oh fuck im vegetarian *kills the cows anyway*"
Artemis "ew boys"
Apollo and Artemis "what did you say about my mother???"
Begging Aphrodite to send me anyone who she thinks is fit to help me on my travels tomorrow because people scare me and anxiety is off the roof
In Lady Aphrodite, I trust my safety!
(Im still new to paganism and is an ex-christian so if its possible for Hermes devotees to pray for me on my travels tmr pls do)