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babe wake up new sorry boys vid dropped
Had a weird crossover idea… Sorry Boys but it’s the lords in black… I feel like it fits
for science: reblog with what song comes to ur mind when u read “ra ra”
sorry boys and unus annus are like if youtube channels could be cousins
this clip is never fucking leaving my brain
🪐 — IZZY HANDS for stede !
The truth of things was that Izzy had a handful of ideas of where Ed might have gone. Stede was right when saying that Izzy of all people would have the best chance of figuring out where the heartbroken captain had gone. After all, Izzy had known him the longest and the best even if there was still parts of who Ed was that he needed to work on. More and more izzy was realizing how wrong he’d been to try to contain Ed to his own expectations. Contain wasn’t the right word. Izzy couldn’t impose his will on Edward even if he wanted to but their bond led Ed to trying to fit Izzy’s ideas as much as Izzy tried to fit what he thought was expected of him. What a fucking mess they were. Maybe Calico Jack was right. He’d said it many times that friendship was not made for men like them. Not made for pirates. In their younger years when Izzy followed Ed around like a lost dog, Jack had rolled his eyes at the young swordsman’s devotion and admiration.
The familiar spiral of negative thoughts had started to swirl around Israel’s head, only to be shaken a bit by the question about Lucius. Izzy’s heart skipped a bit. In truth, the young man had grown on him. He couldn’t say he hated the man but obviously he’d also never admit to liking him either. The first mate had felt mixed emotions the night that Blackbeard pushed Lucius overboard. Of course there had been the intense pain, fear and humiliation of having his toe cut off and fed to him but even that he’d focused on less since it had meant that Blackbeard was back. Or at least he’d thought.
The Kraken was a terrifying force and had put izzy back into his place. Lucius’ demise had further made it clear that the soft Ed was gone but at the expense of a crew members life. For all Izzy’s many faults he did care about the crews well-being when he was in charge of them. That included this rag tag bunch of idiots.
Clearing his throat and avoiding eye contact for now, Izzy made himself get back on his feet. This was not a discussion to have sitting on his bed. He grabbed his cane to help with the process. Hands ran his tongue against the underside of his teeth to feel the slight roughness as he thought of how best to answer this. The truth. Right ?
“I’ll stay. You won’t be able to find Edward without me and — I’m not ready to leave his service unless he dismisses me himself.” Or kills me, thought Hands. A pause as Izzy fussed with the cuff of one of his sleeves. “The night that Blackbeard did this,” he gestured to his foot. “He — he pushed Lucius overboard and — I guess the lad wasn’t a strong swimmer,” he said carefully, brow furrowed. Izzy actually looked troubled by this. “I’m sorry. Mister Spriggs is dead.” Taking a slow breath, Izzy was focusing on Stede’s face now as the man took this in. “He was a pain in the ass at times and a shit manual laborer but — he was a good lad. I’m sorry he’s gone.”
THERE’S SOMETHING OMINOUS in the way that izzy hesitates. stede has always known him to be dangerously decisive, rarely in need of an extra moment to consider anything. & while he also has yet to see the man looking anything akin to happy, the expression on his face turns somehow darker still at the mention of lucius. for a moment, it’s as though he’s lost in a storm of his own thoughts. & when he pulls himself slowly to his feet with the aid of his cane, weight noticeably imbalanced as he leans on his uninjured foot, stede feels a sickening lurch in his stomach, certain before the words leave izzy’s mouth that the answer will not be a pleasant one. while he isn’t surprised that blackbeard’s first mate chooses to return to his captain no matter the consequences ( that much has already been made abundantly clear ), stede still isn’t entirely prepared for the way the next words land on his body like blows. he had expected something like this, but the impact is heavier than expected, forcing him to stagger backward a step & brace himself against the door of izzy’s cabin. it is his fault — lucius had been his scribe, bidden to stay close enough to the action to record everything. he had only been placed in danger’s way in the first place by his orders. that much could not be denied by anyone. & besides that, it was the most solemn duty of the captain to protect his crew. instead, he had left them all. & so his death was on stede’s hands. & for as sharp & bitter as the guilt is over the harm he had caused edward, & his crew, & even izzy, this is far worse. even now, in spite of the harm, through it stede was coming to understand izzy in a way he had thought impossible before now. & he would surely be forgiven for endangering the crew in due time, if he proved himself to them. perhaps he could even mend the damage he had done to edward’s heart, if given the chance once they found him. but this cannot be undone, no matter what he does or how long he lives. there is no forgiveness for this. it takes a long moment for stede to gather himself enough to remember that he is not free to grieve as he would be if he were alone. he can’t say how long it’s been since izzy fell silent, but he does not need to be told that this is not a reaction befitting of a captain. & stede draws himself back upright, squaring his shoulders again with considerable effort. ❝ a good lad — indeed he was, ❞ he agrees, his voice unsteady in spite of his best attempt. & a trembling hand smoothes at the wrinkles in his linen shirt. though it does little good, the material hopelessly creased after the days spent at sea in a rowboat. this too, is just one more thing that he had ruined beyond repair. ❝ thank you for telling me, mr. hands. i’m — i’m very sorry to hear that he was harmed because of me. ❞ & then his eyes flicker down again, lingering to the bandages on izzy’s foot. ❝ i never suspected he would — i didn’t know this would happen. & for what it’s worth, i am sorry, too for the pain that my actions caused you. ❞
love how slimecicle can easily pick up other people (especially since Wilbur is like 6’6 and Tommy is 6’3 while slimes around 5’9-5’11) but when someone tries to pick HIM up they immediately crumble
You can just pretend that it’s a showfall production, I mean it does fit the vibe, horrific things happening as the characters all just laugh
also, you know how the filter made a real body into a plastic skeleton or blood into slime? What if it makes people bound to a poll into mannequins? Or make guns look like nerf guns or drills.
not to mention Charlie died in the bank and came in the next episode, Tommy came back in season 2, although it’s unclear if he’s really alive in s2 e1. (Although the Charlie thing can be explained as that being the beast and not him) I haven’t seen s2 e3 yet, but I assume some of them die there too considering it’s a zombie apocalypse
all in all, this doesn’t matter in the slightest because sorry almost definitely doesn’t have cross episode lore, wait… showfall media shows didn’t have much cross episode consistency
as cool as it would be all of this is just a kinda fun way of thinking of sorry boys, definitely not intentional, but if your desperate for generation loss content then you can just pretend
I NEED A SORRY BOIS/GENERATION LOSS CROSSOVER
MAYBE ONE WHERE RANBOO AND CHARLIE SURVIVED BUT ARE BEING PUT THROUGH THE RINGER AGAIN WITHOUT REALIZING IT OR KNOWING IT. SNEEG IS TRYING TO SAVE THEM AND AS RAN AND CHARLIE SLOWLY REALIZE WHATS HAPPENING SO DO THE REST OF THE SORRY BOIS.
so I forgot to update this, but after watching s2 e3, yeah this really fits as a showfall production, especially with the way that Charlie breaks down and everyone else jokes and that Ramboo was one of the only ones to survive, also we got some cross episode lore so…
I NEED A SORRY BOIS/GENERATION LOSS CROSSOVER
MAYBE ONE WHERE RANBOO AND CHARLIE SURVIVED BUT ARE BEING PUT THROUGH THE RINGER AGAIN WITHOUT REALIZING IT OR KNOWING IT. SNEEG IS TRYING TO SAVE THEM AND AS RAN AND CHARLIE SLOWLY REALIZE WHATS HAPPENING SO DO THE REST OF THE SORRY BOIS.
the sorry boys and the tropes they apply to all of their characters:
tommy "has a destructive breakdown at some point in the timeline" innit
ranboo "religious trauma coded" live
philza "subverts expectations by being the most normal guy Until He Isn't" minecraft
charlie "is this even a character anymore or is he just like this" slimecicle
the sorry boys and the tropes they apply to all of their characters:
tommy "has a destructive breakdown at some point in the timeline" innit
ranboo "religious trauma coded" live
philza "subverts expectations by being the most normal guy Until He Isn't" minecraft
charlie "is this even a character anymore or is he just like this" slimecicle
◜Wilbur Soot Boyfriend Headcanons◞
┊ ᝰ﹕SFW, please ignore my Google translate English
♤ This man is a gentleman! He would be romantic but not in big things but in small ones.
♧ He would buy you your favorite snacks, memorize the way you make your coffee just so he could make it how you like it.
♤ He would want to know everything about you but not just about your life but about the things you like.
♧ And speaking of which, he would learn everything just to be closer to you, your favorite book? He will read it, do you like a band? He will listen to all the albums, are you a fan of a series? He will spend the entire morning watching just to have something to talk to you about.
♤ he's the careful type, he'd "fight" with you for not taking good care of yourself but deep down he knows he loves doing that, like always taking two sweaters when he leaves the house or making sure you've eaten that day.
♧ Talking about food, every time he needed to go out in the morning, whether for a Lovejoy rehearsal or a recording, he would make a point of waking up early just to prepare your favorite coffee and leave it on the counter with a note for when you wake up .
♤ Obviously he would take you to band rehearsals and take your opinion very seriously about the songs.
♧ You would have a VIP pass to go to all the shows and you always do, but when you can't attend Wilbur becomes a little less excited and anxious about the show, For him, you are like a lucky charm that makes everything perfect and incredible.
♤ He would include you in his group of friends, on trips and recordings and they will welcome you very well, but don't think you will be immune to Charlie or Tommy's jokes.
♧ If you are also a content creator, it will take you in front of the camera even if you are not have a public relationship, you will always be present in Tommy's vlogs or in some Sorry videos even if for just a few seconds.
♤ Talking about the Sorry brothers I feel like Wilbur would pull you into this (if you're a public person) even if little by little, it would all start with a few appearances here and there and then it would become something more regular and when you see it it's already part of the cast, but like Phil you try to be the point of balance amidst the general chaos.
♧ If you are not a public person you would still be present but behind the cameras, always helping backstage with clothes, makeup or video ideas.
♤ You would probably adopt a small animal, from the most common options like cats or dogs or something more different like a rabbit or ferret. Ps: they would probably have names related to music, either referencing a song or names of singers they both like.
♧ He would be the more reserved type of person in public and with little to no PDA, but he would still hold hands or have his arm on your shoulder.
♤ However, when you are alone Oh My God! this man is pure neediness, he would love hugs and physical touches, or just quality time where you are both in the same place focused on your own things but still together.
♧ I feel like he has three moods: The singer, the older brother and the boyfriend
♤ The singer happens when he is super focused and committed to his career, he has a dream and definitely wants to achieve it and he works hard for it.
♧ The older brother usually happens when he joins Tommy and Charlie, he is chaotic and playful, always making jokes and being sarcastic and picking on his "younger brothers" Tommy and Charlie.
♤ The third is something that few people see, it's the soft boy Wilbur, it's when he's not all that chaos and shouting, he just hangs out, listens to music or a movie and relaxes without having to worry about his career or the Internet for a while.
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